The Cosby of Shrek's Past

a book

Indiana Jones was reading 50 Shades of Grey when his door exploded. Cybermen entered the room. Jones drops his pants and shot nuclear bombs at them out of his ass. He had defeated them all. Indiana Jones then got a notification from MySpace. "find the bill Cosby statue XD" it said. Jones nodded, looking forward to this adventure, and jumped out his window.