Shrek is not dreck

>be 14

>be in movie class

>tell teacher must watch shrek

>teacher says shrek is dreck

>I say no

>she says yes

>I unzip my pants and try to force onion love in her, she stops me

> she calls the po pos

> suddenly naked shrek appears

> he rips teacher shirt off & squeezes her milk into his mouth

> He then puts teacher in his bum

> the po pos appear

> shrek kills the po pos and the class with his ononzooka

> he then lunged at my and I was knocked out

> when wake up, my bum was soar and I was covered in onion juice

>end