Shrek Shack

Oy, laddeh! Welcome to my sheck, where yoh can buy onionades, Shrek babbleheads and Shrek t-shirts! What are yoh waiting fore, laddeh? Step inside and take a tour!

Onionades

 * Onionade - Oy, yoh never knoh what cen happen out dere, laddeh! Be prepared for enemies!
 * Super Onionade - Dis here super oninade may look like a regular onionade, but it has EXTRAH LAYAHS!
 * Super Ultra Mega Onionade - Oy, laddeh! This could blow the WORLD up! Not like I would care, I have my own Shrek planet.

Bobbleheads

 * Shrek Babblehead - I can always be with you now, laddeh, but in the form of a small babblehead!
 * Drek Babblehead - Noh! Don't buy this, laddeh!

T-Shirts

 * Shrek T-Shirt - You can WEAR me now, laddeh!