$ Agar.io $

$ Agar.io $ is some dumb circley game made by some guy. The hours of coding he spent making it? Pptch, that's not important, ya know? As long as we hire our college buddies to make us some professional code (as in, in-app purchase widgets) it's a good game to us. Nyeh heh heh!

Plot
Our game we stole from that one guy has no plot, but we're working on one to get more viewers. The circles are actually simplified forms of bicycles infused with the soul of the player's great great grandfather, who are searching for minerals. Lovely! It will draw people in right away. Wait, better idea. What if... we can give people the plot for 73 bucks a word? Genius! I'm gonna go tell my slaves professional employees to code that in for us.