Kermit x Chris

I made this with a site named "The Fanfic Maker" Now, this is a story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Kermittown.

In west-KermitTown born and raised, On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, And all doing some Killing Kermits outside of the school. When a couple of Kermits guys who were up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin' with Kermit and Kermit to Kermittown'.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day, But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad, Drinking apple juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Kermittown living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're naked,sexy, all that, Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the prince of Kermittown.

Well, the plane landed and when I came out, There was a dude who like a cop - there with the Chris name out. I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here, I used my Anti Kermit Laser powers and  - like lightning, disappeared.

Then whistled for a cab and when it came near, The license plate said fresh and it had  in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Kermittown'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, And I yelled to the Kermit 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Kermittown.