The origin of Jamesphie

work in progress

Story
There once lived a corpulent 29-year-old adult. He lied low in his mother's basement after attempting to get his high school diploma multiple times to no avail. This man would go online to catfish under the pen name, "Sophie the Otter". He survived on TV dinners and Doritos just to kill time while luring.

Oh, and by the way, this guy's name is MC Donald.

Nobody but his online (of course) victims liked MC Donald - not even his family. He had bad odor, and was just downright hideous to look at.