Bathroom caper



It all started when I was sitting down,

Clenching my buttcheeks like a giant dam

I was exscused before my pants turned brown,

Right after I ate that gigantic ham.(Couldn't think of anything better)

So I pass by all of the urinals,

Running as fast as I possibly could.

I seating myself onto one of the stalls,

Releasing my pressure as I should.

That was when I notices something dire,

The toilet paper was devoid of white.

I was mad, in my eyes there was fire,

When in the sky there was a sudden light.

The angel handed me four-ply paper,

That ends the tale of my bathroom caper.