What if Peanut became a loud-mouthed, mean-spirited otter in his teens?

A loose parody of Eight Crazy Nights' Let it Out Davey.

This is a non-canon future. The title of this page explains this future from a deceased parents scenario.

Transcript
[17-year-old Peanut Otter is roaming through a vacant shopping outlet at night, looking miserable]

???: "Hey you! Yeah you, red being!"

Peanut: "Who the f*** said that?"

[The camera turns to the Ralph Lauren logo]

Ralph Lauren Man: "I did!" (his horse snorts) (yelling at any other mascots/logos in the outlet) "Get up, shopping outlet posse. It's time to teach him a valuable lesson!"

[Various products/mascots/logos including Buck the GameStop Bunny, a pink blouse from GAP, Little Caesar (from namesake pizza chain), a perfume bottle from Bath & Body Works, a water bed from Home Decor & Furniture Store, Siren from the Starbucks logo, the two bear statues from Build a Bear workshop, a medicine bottle from CVS pharmacy, the cat and dog from the Petco logo, the Goodwill face, and lipstick from Mally Beauty come to life, the Ralph Lauren horse uses his mouth to pick up and drop Peanut onto the water bed]

[A musical number begins]

Ralph Lauren Man: "We found out that you harassed the former Mayor Jeff. You took grief on him from you-know-what 'till you caught your breath." (the products/mascots/logos sans the water bed walk around Peanut in a circle) "Here's a suggestion that you should try right now!" (camera cuts to Peanut's POV of the scene) "Just accept it and move on 'cause you already know how!"

Petco Cat and Dog: (simultaneously) "Deal with it, Peanut!"

Peanut: (glaring) "Scram, you godd*** pests!"

Mally Beauty Lipstick: "Deal with it, Peanut!"

Bath & Body Works Perfume Bottle: (looking at Mally Beauty Lipstick) "Like, her pink sheen is the best!"

Peanut: "You're forcing me to deal with it, but it's hard to control!"

Goodwill face: "This is why we store icons are putting you on hold."

Siren: "You misused your own grief."

Little Caesar: "And it made you feel stressed!"

GAP Blouse: "So accepting with a deep loss is your only success!"

Medicine Bottle: "Deal with it, Peanut."

Peanut: "You'll be overdosed!"

Water Bed: "You must move on, Peanut."

Peanut: "Shut up, you stupid h***s!"

[Peanut's remark has angered all the outlet icons/products]

Peanut: "All of you are torturing me just because I must let it go! However, I actually refuse to do so!"

Buck: "We understand you miss them, but don't hold on that thought too long!"

Build a Bear Statues: "But here is something special..."

Ralph Lauren Man: "As we conclude this song!"

[A letter is seen floating slowly towards Peanut]

Buck: "If you read it, I'll give you some moolah!"

[Peanut grabs onto the letter once it completely floats down. The letter contains a photo of Opal and Ernest (who are now deceased)]

Ernest: "Happy Hoohaw Hoo to our favorite lad."

Opal: "You made the world seem fun."

[By this point, the icons/products begin to fade away]

Ernest and Opal: (as the letter reveal other photos showing Peanut at younger ages, including his initial self from the original PB&J Otter program) "Keep up with your inner self. You amazing little.....son......."

[Peanut's eyes fill with tears as his encounter with the icons/products turns out to be a hallucination]

[A security guard shows up]

Security Guard: "Hey kid, you're bypassing curfew law. Get out."

[Peanut reluctantly leaves]