Board Thread:Discussion/@comment-29387440-20161122013026

I sexually Identify as a Follow Button. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Facebook dropping hot sticky dislikes on disgusting Facebook Moms. People say to me that a person being a Follow Button is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 2 people, the word "Follow" and a round, cyan rectangle on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Follow" and respect my right to dislike from above and dislike needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a kid and need to check your privileges. Thank you for being so understanding. 