I'm gonna say this right now

What's "This" you may ask?

THAT CLUB PENGUIN IS FOR COOL KIDS AND COOL KIDS ONLY :D

#How2BeKool on #ClubPenguin XD lol

 * 1) Dress like Kim Kardashian, a white girl in Starbucks, or a cheerleader.
 * 2) Now for hair. If you're a girl, wear incredibly overused hairstyles like this, this or this. If you're a boy, wear either this, this or this.CPI_Party_interface_penguin_1.png
 * 3) Always say "XD", and say stupid shit like "shuts locker with smooth tan hip!" "laughs into sun missed palm!" or "steps out of blue diamond jet!"
 * 4) Only talk to other people who wear a similar style as you.
 * 5) You can generally wear anything you want, but if you're a girl, you MUST wear a boa or unibrows eyelashes.
 * 6) If you're a blogger, NEVER FUCKING GROW OUT OF CP! The average Club Penguin blogger is about 15-18 years old, the most well-known CPBlogger, Riyita is 17, which makes me concerned for his family and his mental health.
 * 7) That's all.