I sexually identify as a REDEYE

I sexually Identify as a REDEYE. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of making a game and dropping hot low-quality sequels on rabid fans. People say to me that a person being a REDEYE is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m edgy. I’m having a plastic surgeon install white eyes, a gun and vantablack on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “REDEYE” and respect my right to shoot enemies and make video game noises. If you can’t accept me you’re a redeyephobe and need to check your video game privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.