Canon Undertale vs. Fanon Undertale

canon frisk: ...

fanon frisk: ...

canon toriel: frisk, would you like some pie?

fanon toriel: MY CHILD MY CHILD MY CHILD MY CHILD MY CHILD MY CHIL

canon papyrus: PUZZLES ARE MY LIFE, SANS

fanon papyrus: you killed sans time to die [heavy metal plays in the background] edgy

canon sans: aww yeaeh ketchaup

fanon sans: [literally breaks down and cries for no reason]