Fallout: The Cult of Shrek

Out in the wasteland, there's all kinds of wacky religious beliefs lurking around. Hell, there's some folk over at Megaton that worship a fucking nuclear bomb. But the weirdest, in my opinion, is the Children of the Swamp. They believe that a pre-war myth, known as "Shrek the Ogre" was the cause of the wasteland, and would come back when humanity "opens their eyes". Many non believers, including myself, rule out that the original Bible of Shrek was only the mad writings of a super mutant. These cultists are often called "Brogres", and often assault those who insult their God. While it isn't the most rational, or realistic, religion down the block, at least it's better than worshipping a fucking nuke. I mean come on. It's a nuke. A NUKE

Also, there are two variations of the religion. One worshiping Shrek's son, Smook, a bacon colored ogre. The other are called Satanists, and worship Drek, a blue ogre who wishes to kill Shrek.