Board Thread:Discussion/@comment-27443517-20160807192835/@comment-5226524-20160813201142

N0//, TH15 15 @ 5T0RY @LL @B0UT H0// MY L1FE G0T FL1PPED-TURNED UP51DE D0//N AND I'D L1KE T0 T@KE @ M1NUTE JU5T 51T R1GHT THERE I'LL TELL Y0U H0// I BEC@ME THE PR1NCE 0F @ T0//N C@LLED KERM1TT0//N IN //E5T-KERM1TT0//N B0RN @ND R@15ED ON THE PL@YGR0UND //@5 //HERE I 5PENT M05T 0F MY D@Y5 CH1LL1N' 0UT M@X1N' REL@X1N' @LL C00L AND @LL D01NG 50ME K1LL1NG KERM1T5 0UT51DE 0F THE 5CH00L WHEN @ C0UPLE 0F KERM1T5 GUY5 //H0 //ERE UP T0 N0 G00D ST@RTED M@K1NG TR0UBLE 1N MY NE1GHB0RH00D I G0T 1N 0NE L1TTLE F1GHT @ND MY M0M G0T 5C@RED SHE 5@1D 'Y0U'RE M0V1N' //1TH KERM1T @ND KERM1T T0 KERM1TT0//N'  I BEGGED @ND PLE@DED //1TH HER D@Y @FTER D@Y BUT 5HE P@CKED MY 5U1T C@5E @ND 5ENT ME 0N MY //@Y SHE G@VE ME @ K155 @ND THEN 5HE G@VE ME MY T1CKET I PUT MY W@LKM@N 0N @ND 5@1D, 'I M1GHT @5 //ELL K1CK 1T'  F1R5T CL@55, Y0 TH15 15 B@D DR1NK1NG @PPLE JU1CE 0UT 0F @ CH@MP@GNE GL@55 I5 TH15 //H@T THE PE0PLE 0F KERM1TT0//N L1V1NG L1KE HMMMMM TH15 M1GHT BE @LR1GHT  BUT //@1T I HE@R THEY'RE N@KED,5EXY, @LL TH@T I5 TH15 THE TYPE 0F PL@CE TH@T THEY JU5T 5END TH15 C00L C@T I D0N'T TH1NK 5 I'LL 5EE //HEN I GET THERE I H0PE THEY'RE PREP@RED F0R THE PR1NCE 0F KERM1TT0//N  WELL, THE PL@NE L@NDED @ND //HEN I C@ME 0UT THERE //@5 @ DUDE //H0 L1KE @ C0P - THERE //1TH THE CHR15 N@ME 0UT I @1N'T TRY1NG T0 GET @RRE5TED YET I JU5T G0T HERE I U5ED MY ANT1 KERM1T L@5ER P0//ER5 @ND  - L1KE L1GHTN1NG, D15@PPE@RED  THEN //H15TLED F0R @ C@B @ND //HEN 1T C@ME NE@R THE L1CEN5E PL@TE 5@1D FRE5H @ND 1T H@D  1N THE M1RR0R IF @NYTH1NG I C0ULD 5@Y TH@T TH15 C@B //@5 R@RE BUT I TH0UGHT 'N@H, F0RGET 1T' - 'Y0, H0ME T0 KERM1TT0//N  I PULLED UP T0 THE H0U5E @B0UT 7 0R 8 AND I YELLED T0 THE KERM1T 'Y0 H0ME 5MELL Y@ L@TER I L00KED @T MY K1NGD0M I //@5 F1N@LLY THERE T0 51T 0N MY THR0NE @5 THE PR1NCE 0F Kerm1tt0//n.