Im Your Biggest Fanatic: Jamesphie Edition

James: Wow! We're actually here at the biannual Jamesphie Convention!

Sophie: Jamesphie is awesome!

[The walk up to some Jamesphie nets]

James: Cool! State-of-the-art Jamesphie nets!

Sophie: (touches one) Touch.

Guard: Don't touch.

[They walk up to a harpoon with globs of Jamesphie on it]

James: Wow! The harpoon from "Jamesphie: The Movie"!

Sophie: (touches it) Touch.

Guard: Don't touch!

[The walk to a crowd, where a man with a massive Jamesphie sting on his cheek is talking about it]

James: Look! Dr. Manowar! The guy who got stung by Jamesphie and lived!

Dr. Manowar: And now it only hurts when you touch it.

[Sophie walks up to him and touches the sting, causing Dr. Manowar to scream in pain]

Sophie: Touch.

Guard: Do I have to follow you all day!?

[WIP]