Homosexuality

Homosexuality, as the name implies, is the sexuality of "homos", a type of parrot. These colorful birds can often be found biting the beaks of persons who try to feed them bird seed through the cage where they are displayed.

Like the peacock, they are birds whose coloration and mating rituals seem not to serve any function in terms of Survival of the Fittest; in fact, scientists believe that evolution should have killed them off a long time ago. Despite this, they are common in all places today.

Homosexuality used to be reviled, even denied. Bird-owners simply wanted to deny that homos had sex in the first place. Religious groups suggested that these colorful creatures should be allowed to fly free, but that any and all sexuality should rightfully be done in a lab, by breeders.

The sexuality of parrots has existed for many thousands of years, suggest scientists, who maintain that it is a natural process that animal breeders should not interfere with. The plight of these birds has become something of a national issue, with specialty stores and bars cropping up along highways from east to west catering to homosexuality. The parrots seem grateful and a bit overwhelmed.