What the fuck

"Umm? Hello? See I Told You Your Gonna Survive Your First Night Your an Expert! Well I Know That Chuck E. Cheese's Becomes Deadl E Cheese's In 9:00 PM Am I Right M8? Well Umm Let's Just Continue, Well You Know Oobi The Hand Puppet Gets Out of Oobi's Cove and Rushes into Your Location You Know M8? So Shut The Left Door When Given The Signal Ok M8? Well Ok Bye!"