Alvin Hung

 ISN'T greedy. Leave him alone. Stop bashing him. Go outside to get some sunlight. Go to therapy. Take some painkillers. Go on a diet (no, that doesn't mean drinking Diet Mt. Dew). Grow up. Graduate from college. Work at McDonald's. Find that someone and get married. Have kids. Live at a retirement home. Eat green prunes and bran. Die.