Joms wants to enter a gentlemen's club with Sophie by using a somewhat indecent technique

[8 years into the future,  james and sophie joms and soapy are married and have recently earned the "Ex-Virgin of the Year" reward]

joms: I'M BORED AND THIS TOTAL DRAMA BLANKET WE USE TO CENSOR OUR SOMEWHAT INDECENT IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD

soapy: screw you im better off with a soft pretzel

joms: the hell did you say

soapy: nothing, "dear"

joms: well screw YOU

soapy: don't go to the flayers m9

[joms has left by walking in an awkward manner, similar to total drama]

 sophie soapy: [INSERT A CORNY PAHKITEWS REFERENCE HERE

wynaut zoidberg: YOUR JOKES ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

[meanwhile at the flayers (no total drama references or shit like that happened, mmk?)]

james: FELICITATIONS MALEFACTORS I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATIONS OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES

[at an expert theRAPIST's office]

james: I JUST DUNNO MAN I MEAN I GET SQUISHED WHEN ALL I DO IS PLAY M'AH PS3 I JUST [lights a bong] DUNNO MAH'N