Ronald

Ronald is the leader of the Illuminate.

Life
At 19 years of age, he was working at a burger restaurant, selling things and generally hating his life. However, he suddenly got the idea for the Illuminate after a "trangular-shaped guy rudely interupted the customers". Forming the Illuminate with a budget of 3 dollars and a thrown out party light, he rounded up some college friends and used an empty room in the sewers as their headquarters.