A guide for the sensitive people: How to ignore someone online

welcome to the internet, where a joke is cracked every second. don't like that? follow this here how-to guide

Instructions
step 1. don't overreact. did you just have a normal conversation only for someone to make a smart remark? that's life. why don't you go take a deep breath and drink some water? is that too hard for you? if you can operate a computer you can open a bottle of water

step 2. make a joke out of it. what's that? you don't like jokes? do you expect me to give you a tour of the internet?

step 3. smile. wait, someone made a small joke out of your favorite character? smile anyway

step 4. relax. if you cannot relax then you need help. not help from the internet, but help from outside