Talk:Oscar and Mametchi's Wedding: Part 2 (REAL)/@comment-26523276-20160711125624

NOTE: If you hate Mametchi, IRYO.

My version:

Oscar told Mametchi that giving birth to a grouch is very painful, since he would feel sharp needles in his stomach, a lump poking out of his small intestine, and he would experience vomiting up trash.

"Labor only happens in girls." said Mametchi.

"Wh-wh-what? I completely forgot we weren't even married, Mametchi T. Tamagotchi." Oscar told him.

"Besides, Tamagotchis can't give birth to grouches. They can't feel sharp needled stomachs, a lump poking out of my small intestine, and worst of all, HOW CAN TAMAGOTCHIS LIKE MAMETCHI VOMIT TRASH?!" explained Mametchi, trying to be clear.

He knew it from looking up articles on labor and pregnancy on Wikipedia. Mametchi was a true genius. He told Oscar all that.

"A GENIUS?! Oh, snap!" yelled Oscar.

THE END