The Average Good User Goes to Therapy

Therapist: Okay, so can you tell me if you've ever been grounded before? Good User: No because I am a good user! How dare you! Therapist: Please relax and allow me to continue these questions. See this balloon? What do you think of what I hold this balloon? Good User: My ever-growing inflation fetish for Sky from Total Drama. Therapist: ...this life holds no meaning to me anymore (he commits Stuicuide)