The Brilliant Century Bacon Crisis

The Brilliant Century Bacon Crisis is a project made by James the Animator... (facepalm)

Cast
Dallas as Moustache Guy

Diesel as Black Hair Guy

Transcript
(Two fat guys are in a supermarket. One of them has shaved red hair and a moustache. The other has black hair and is wearing a green button-up. They both have their eyes on one thing: the last remaining bag of bacon. The two then have an epic staredown. They then pounce at each other. Moustache Guy comes out on top and punches Black Hair Guy three times. Black Hair Guy gets up and then throws Moustache Guy into an aisle. The wall tumbles down. Black Hair Guy walks over and stomps on Moustache Guy a few times. He then put Moustache Guy in a camel clutch.)

Black Hair Guy: Give up, person! You will never get that bag of carbohydratey goodness!

Moustache Guy: I won't go down that easy!

(Moustache Guy stands up with Black Hair Guy still on his back. Moustache Guy then falls on his back, crushing Black Hair Guy. The music pauses as a muscular onlooker spots them.)

Muscular Onlooker: I never saw anything...

(Muscular Onlooker walks away. The music resumes, and Moustache Guy is now hitting Black Hair Guy with heavy hands. He then gives him a headbutt. However, the music pauses again, as they see a little boy in a sailor's outfit pick up the bacon, which had been left on the floor. He runs away. The two fat guys get up and chase him.)

Black Hair Guy: Get back here, you!

(Moustache Guy trips Black Hair Guy.)

Moustache Guy: Give me that bacon!

THE END

Soundtrack
Clint Mansell - Lux Aeterna (Requiem For A Dream) (The staredown and onwards.)