Chrome's show of chromeyness but in an alternate timeline where the creators of the show are money-hungry businessmen who try to appeal to tweens in order to sell merchandise

CHROMEY FRESH: [RIDES IN ON SKATEBOARD] WHIGGITY WHIGGITY WHAT'S UP DUDE BROS, I'M CHROMEY FRESH AND I LIKE RIDING SKATEBOARDS, SUPPORTING MY SISTER AND PUNCTUATING EVERY SENTENCE WITH A HIGH-FIVE