Shreks special spaghetti recipe

so ya wanna make shreks spaghetti kiddos Pour into bowl and stir for two microseconds Bowl blood Pour contents into a square pot. Put pan into oven and wait for sixteen hours.
 * A pinch of onions
 * Two pounds of salt
 * Blood of your favorite creature
 * Cut six carrots into bowl
 * Pour Shrek™ noodle in bowl
 * Add a pinch of donald trump hair
 * Add two unoriginal memes
 * carefully add the bee movie script onto contents of meal
 * Add six onions

After time passes, take out pan. It should be lasagna. Slap the lasagna and, if you followed all steps correctly, it should turn into spaghetti.

Scoop noodles onto plate, add some eyeballs, and stick an ogre earwax candle inside and enjoy.