Doug Mouth - Doug Star

''Somebody once told me that I am very greedy I should crawl into a hole and die He was looking kinda mad This pissed-off little lad Letter B on his hat

Well the crime keeps coming and they don't stop coming Put on my mask and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense to have an original idea My apperence is based off a game from korea

So much to troll, so much to swoosh So what's wrong with being a douche? You'll never know if you don't lie You'll never know when you might die

Hey now, you're a Doug Star, troll your friends, fight crime Hey now, you're a douchebag, fuck off, 50 bucks And all that glitters is memes Only douchebaggery breaks your dreams Dad's a douche and they say his aim's better You're a douche now wait till you get older But the Vrunlost cult begs to differ rhyming is hard fuck it i dont care''