A SPOKY STORY

ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS IN MY HOUSE BUT MY HOUSE WAS OOZING BLOOD FROM THE WALLS SO I GOT OUT OF THERE AND I TOOK MY PRIZED CLAY DAY VHS TAPE WITH ME AND I SAW A GUY SO I THREW THE VHS AT THEM BECAUSE IM A JERK JUST LIKE IGOR AND THEY SAID "WTF MAN" AND I WAS LIKE "OH SNAP" THEN THEY BLED HYPER-REALISTICALLY AND I CLIMBED TO MY ROOFTOP AND I SAW A ZOMBIE WHO WAS ALSO BLEEDING HYPER-REALISTICLY AND EVERYTHING WAS THE HYPERREALISTIC AND I WAS SO SCARE BUT THEN I WOKE UP AND IT WAS A BAD DREAM OR WAS IT OOoo