Board Thread:Discussion/@comment-29387440-20161122013026/@comment-28987797-20161122014141

I sexually Identify as a REDEYE. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the game lists, dropping hot sticky features on disgusting reviewers. People say to me that a person being a REDEYE is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install pixelated sprites, boss fights and 7 themed regions to explore on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “REDEYE” and respect my right to play REDEYE from above and play REDEYE needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a redeyephobe and need to check your video game privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.