Storytime in 2116

Script
[An old man is resting on a wooden rocking chair surrounded by his great-grandchildren wearing futuristic clothing]

Old Man: "Back in my good old days when I was your age, I was always excited for that film which went like this: Once upon a time, a film gang lead by a kid in orange decided to go on an adventure. It had some otters, teenagers, and even a failed bear comedian from an obscure show from 130-something years ago. Along the way, they encountered a Chinese nanny at a foster home, who beaten up children with noodles, waiting for their fragile bones to explode. Corny jokes are about when executed by that little bear rascal. It had weird buildings that came from school stuff and strange-looking cutesy critters that looked like a kangaroo. The most dramatic thing about it was one where an otter and a human being fell in love. Things got really dark when a few people chose to-Nevermind. The end."

Child: "That's utter nonsense. We prefer music that sounds like nothing but heavy synthesizers and screaming at the end."

Old Man: "QUIET, PIPSQUEAK!"

[The children frown]

[The end, for now....]