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"Rain drizzled down the window as Fred Fred Burger gazed into the stormy landscape. The once sunny, summer weather had grown dull and gray after September had added a frost not only across the ground, but across his heart as well.

It had been three months since that day. Three months since him.. Lost in thought, the little green monster-elephant creature almost missed the banging echoing through his front door.

"Yes?" He answered, before realizing that the man before him was the man who had caused all these nightmarish, pleasureful memories. Cheese.

"Yessssss.." The imaginary friend replied, shivering inside the freezing rain yet still holding that smile which he wore with every word.

Fred Fred Burger slowly looked across his wet body, watching as rain ran its way down over him.. Never before had Fred thought that he would wish to become rain.

Too shocked to speak, he generously gestured for Cheese to come in.

"I-I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK!" He screeched, making a dart into the kitchen and raiding the fridge.

"I NEED TO MAKE PEE-PEE!" Fred Fred Burger echoed, running towards the bathroom but was quickly interrupted. Cheese threw chocolate milk all over the monster, and slowly pulled him to the ground. "Make pee-pee in me.." He whispered softly into his ear, and at that moment, Fred lost it.

Fred pushed Cheese over, and jumped on top of him in a fit of pleasureful rage. How dare he leave me before?! How dare he leave me without this body?! Running his cold hands down Cheese's side, he evolved onto his butt and SQUISHED IT.

"NOW YOUR THE HORSEY!" Cheese screamed in glee.

(and then they made hot-monkey love)

Fred slipped off the lean, yellow friend and rolled onto his back. "That.." He panted. "Was amazing.." To his surprise, there was no reply. Cheese slowly stood, glanced down at his lover and left. Fred Fred Burger was left alone, watching as he opened the door and walked down the street like nothing ever happened. He glanced at the table, and on it sat a tiny, glass, pink pony who gleamed in the shallow light which leaked through the blinds. "NOW YOUR THE HORSEY!" At that moment, Fred Fred Burger realized that no matter how much Cheese may take and leave, that he would always, always be his horsey. Standing up, he looked outside the window in hopes of seeing the imaginary friend, but instead was given the reward of a beautiful rainbow sprawled out across the sky."

disturbing isn't it