If Pinky had his own show...

(GnagOg house)

Pinky: WoW wHaT a WoNdErFuN dAy

Soapy: zoinks *pie lands on her face*

(Laugh track)

(CW Moonbase)

Kramp: :GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, THOES DASTARDLY STINKYHEADS, I MUST KILL THEM WITH MY BACKPACK MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11111!1!1!1!1111!11111111111

Eyeaye & KeyKey: SHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(GnagOg house)

Pinky: Wow, they're making a new CARS FILM

Iogr: HREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soapy: Zoinks *pie lands on her face*

(laugh track)

News Reporter: THIS JUST IN, A BACKPACK MONSTER HAS APPEARED

Oliverdog: bark *we have to stop it*

Pinky: let's go to our secret base (only $79:99 at your local ToysRus)

(They slide down poles)

Pinky: Let's ride on our Fish Cycles (only $12.99 at your local ToysRus (each sold separately))

Backpack: Rawr

Pinky: LET'S KILL THEM WITH OUR MEGA TURBO OMEGA POWER BLASTER (Only $19.99 at your local ToysRus)

Kramp: WELL THEN, I'LL MAKE MY MONSTER GROW BOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSYVHSBVGSVFYSGGYSVVXY WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Soapy: Zoinks

(laugh track)

(The Backpack grows, now ur in big trouble)

Pinky: LET'S SUMMON OUR MEGA ULTRA OMEGA NEO MECHA BY COMBINING OUR ittle zoids (only $35.99 at your local ToysRus)

(insert 3 minute transformation sequence)

Pinky: LET'S FINISH HIM OFF

Pinky: OH NO, NOT ENOUGH TOYS, LET'S SUMMON THE ULTRA RHINO MECHA AND COMBINE IT

(insert 5 minute transformation sequence)

Pinky: SUPER MEGA ULTRA NEO TURBO ALPHA OMEGA GRAND GIGA ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE FINAL EX HD REMIX CHARGE PREFIX MECHA, POWER UP FART CANNONS

(the Backpack exlodes and pinky orgasms)

END

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