Pitchfork Emporium

'''NEED TO START A RIOT BECAUSE AN ADMIN DELETED YOUR POST? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER THAN OUR PITCHFORK EMPORIUM! BROWSE OUR FABULOUS COLLECTION OF PITCHFORKS! THEY COME IN SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE AND EXTRA LARGE FOR THOSE EXTRA LARGE RIOTS AGAINST KK BECAUSE HE MADE A DREADED JOKE! OH THE HORROR'''


 * Traditional Pitchfork (E) - For those short riots where you have no intent to harm our admins, but just want to look cool with a pitchfork
 * Two-pronged pitchfork (ⵎ) - This really doesn't do anything useful but you can whack people in the head with it I guess