Mr Clean's Dog Chow

Mr Clean's Dog chow is the doggiest chow in town! Made of 99% real ingredients (including soap, shampoo, bleach, spaghetti, etc), Mr Clean's Dog Chow is sure to make your dog's insides all nice and squeaky!

Mr Clean's Dog Chow is recommended by your local dentist! It's even FDA approved. So call now and get TWO BAGS of Mr Clean's Dog Chow today! Only $399.99! So ORDER NOW and get a TOTALLY FREE Mr Clean's Cat Chow! The chowiest dog cat chow around! And if you order now, I'll throw in a SUPER ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FREE Mr Clean's Crystel Meth Chow! The purest ice in town!

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