Super Gay Man Adventures in Magical Little Tokyo Ninja Avenue DX Rebooted

 is an obscure anime produced by the prime minister of Japan, Shinzō Abe, and the emporer of Japan, Akihito. Despite its obscurity, the anime is highly successful where it is known and it has spawned 12 spinoffs, 5 feature-length films, 3 action figure lines and 1 made-for-television movie.

Characters

 * Super Gay Man is a super gay man who goes around Japan helping people with his magical powers.
 * Amazing Sidekick Guy is a super gay man too but he's also an amazing sidekick guy. He actually hates Super Gay Man and would prefer a desk job over spending another second of time with him
 * Weird Cat Who Grants Wishes is a weird cat who grants wishes also it will kill you slowly
 * Japan Man is a japan man and he has a japan plan
 * Evil Alien Villain With 73,000 Forms is an evil alien villain with 73,000 forms and also he's going to blow up Earth even though it will take more episodes than it needs to
 * Goku is here too I guess