Amse

Amse (first known as Asve) is a phrase which has prevented thousands of wars, stopped world hunger, and brought an end to SJWs. Amse is worshiped by about 1 billion people all over the world, and they say that Amse is the brother of Dahl, only perfect.

Life
Amse was born and raised in West Philadelphia, on a playground where he spent most of his days and lived there for roughly the first 0 years of his life (c. 420-420). This period is generally divided into two phases, before and after declaring his prophetic visions.

Appearance
Amse is anonymous, but has stated that he looked like a pedophile-errr i mean Igor- i mean Chris Hanson. Anyways, non believer who draws a picture of Amse will be sent to Hell with the demons.

Teachings
Amse is known for his wise teachings. For example:
 * Russian people are the dominate race
 * Beer is fun
 * Stay rad
 * Dank memes are better than LOL so random Facebook memes
 * Say Amse at least once a day
 * Trigger any SJW