Kitchen/Episode Guide

Season 1 (1999)

 * Clonin System 9000: While behind tha school at recess, Pants n' Bucket Head discover a old school clonin machine fo' realz. Afta they each create they own clone, tha two use dem fo' da most thugged-out dumbest ways possible. Cuz of dis treatment, tha clones decizzle ta bust a cap up in they creators. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 6/5/99)
 * Karma: Da lil playas accidentally bust a cap up in a playa up in a elevator. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. They hide tha body, n' never drops some lyrics ta any suckas bout dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Pants n' Bucket Head believe dat karma is up ta git dem wild-ass muthafuckas. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 6/12/99)
 * Psycho Dyke While outside campin one night, Pants drops some lyrics ta Bucket Head n' Slim Tim a gangbangin' freaky rap on some killa lesbian whoz ass haunts tha woods. Bucket Head becomes annoyed by tha rap n' goes home. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha next few minutes Bucket Head is missing. Now Pants, tha cops, n' a whole bunch of other playas try ta find his muthafuckin ass. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 6/19/99)
 * Pants be a Jew: Pants is startin ta go tha fuck into a ancient Jewish puberty like stage. Well shiiiit, it causes his ass ta rapidly lust fo' scrilla, which make his ass ta be forcefully taken ta a thugged-out doctor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Pants goes outta control n' starts ta transform tha fuck into a werewolf like creature. (Rating: TV-14-DLV (TV-MA on Reruns) (Airdate: 6/26/99)
 * Cruise Ship: Bucket Head goes on a cold-ass lil crew reunion on a cold-ass lil cruise ship. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha cruise shizzle is taken over by Somali Pirates. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 7/3/99)
 * Bricks: Da lil pimps is bein repeatedly harassed by a buggin snobby third grader n' shit. They decizzle ta take some karate lessons ta defend theyselves. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 7/10/99)
 * Home Alone: Bucket Head stays home while his thugged-out lil' muthafathas is on they anniversary. Everythang goes safe n' secure until Pants breaks up in tha doggy den n' invites a funky-ass bunch of college partygoers in; James' n' Rachelz hoopty breaks down up in tha middle of nowhere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 7/17/99)
 * Perroz Pizzy Tuesdays: Afta school, all tha lil playas is banginly welcomed tha fuck into a nearby arcade. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat all tha arcade game is just jacked or fucked up game fo' realz. Although, one game know as "Ass-Shakers" make Maclez become addicted ta (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 7/24/99)
 * Bucket Head sucks up in Choir: Bucket Head joins up in his churchz choir, however, he is straight-up ta shy ta sing. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 7/31/99)
 * Melvin: For punishment, Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry n' Mista Muthafuckin Wiener Dawg force Pants ta participate up in tha special needz class. While up in there, Pants befriendz a kid named Melvin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Pants decides ta teach Melvin how tha fuck ta survive up in tha ghetto by introducin his ass up in tha criminal game. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 8/7/99)
 * Camping: Da school goes on a cold-ass lil campin trip up in tha forest. Pants, Bucket Head, n' Maclez try ta survive nature; Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry must conquer his childhood fear of a urban legend up in tha woods. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 8/14/99)
 * Maclez Horny Porno: Maclez becomes a freshly smoked up porn sella at a local BlockBusta n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch soon gets big-ass amountz of scrilla which causes Pants ta become envious. Pants decides ta copy Macles. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 8/21/99)
 * PotCitizzle Braves: Da kids, along wit a freshly smoked up kid named Aidan try ta beat a gang of bullies at a game of basebizzle. Kick dat shit! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha gang plan a big-ass scheme ta win. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 8/28/99)
 * Death Sandwich: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LSV) (Airdate: 9/4/99)
 * Harvest Day: Da playaz git all up in a cold-ass lil cornfield maze up in tha Harvest Dizzle gangbang. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they end up gettin trapped up in wit a escaped sociopath; tha cops become lost up in tha maze as well. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 9/11/99)
 * Halloween: TBA. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 10/29/99)
 * Junior Cops: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 11/5/99)
 * Hell Sucks: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 11/12/99)
 * Hell still sucks: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 11/19/99)
 * A Merry Cosby Chrizzle: (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 12/14/99)

Season 2 (2000)
Yo Yo Yo its tha KKK: A whole bunch of KKK thugz move tha fuck into PotCity. Pants has a plan ta assassinizzle dem all. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha KKK is afta Pants instead.; tha Mayor becomes annoyed by tha KKK, so da ruffneck decides ta create a cold-ass lil cival war wit dem wild-ass muthafuckas. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 2/12/00

Video Project: For a project, Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry assigns tha class ta cook up a vizzle tape on they lives. Da main three try ta show how tha fuck "awesome" they lives are. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they show how tha fuck much they lives is shitty. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 2/19/00)

Valentines day: Bucket Head becomes pissed off afta he learns bout Chrizzle pimpin John. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude becomes so sad, ta tha point where he plans ta commit suicide. Pants tries ta help is playa by ruinin Chrizzle n' Johnz relationshizzle, even if it means cappin' John. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DL) (Airdate: 2/26/00)

Stuntman Dan: A local hood hero, Stuntman Daniel returns ta entertain tha kids. Lata on, tha lil pimps decizzle ta copy they idol by struttin they own stunts n' postin it on tha internet. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a crew of high schoolaz challenge dem ta a stunts competition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DV) (Airdate: 3/3/00)

Bonèhèdmon: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 3/10/00)

Amish: Bucket Head becomes a Amish kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat he be accidentally brought tha fuck into a Mormon church up in which he must join a polygamous marriage. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 3/17/00)

Pants has a son: Pants gets a visit from a playa whoz ass say dat he is Pants' son. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Everyone believes dat tha playa be a escaped criminal whoz ass is just stayin undercover from tha cops. Pants denies dat he is bad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 3/24/00)

Baby Buckets: Bucket Head becomes paranoid when his newborn baby brutha starts poppin' off n' plans ta bust a cap up in his muthafuckin ass. Bucket Head tries spittin some lyrics ta mah playas bout this, however, no one listens. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 3/31/00)

Macles' Mysterious Mystery: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 4/7/00)

War: A bunch of carrots declare war on tha hood. Bucket Head entas ta fight tha carrots, only ta bust attention from his classmates. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat durin tha war, Bucket Head soon regrets joinin up in tha fight. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 4/14/00)

Womyn: A big-ass crew of feminists keep buggin everyone. They start accusin pimpz of rape, rappin load feminine beatz, n' try ta protest da most thugged-out dumbest thangs. Other than that, Pants n' Bucket Head believe dat tha feminists is plannin a eternal thug annihilation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 4/21/00)

Smarty Pants: Pants buys a pair of glasses from a oldschool homeless man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When he puts it on, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass becomes smart, n' a whole different person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Things go phat at first, until tha glasses become controlling. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 4/28/00)

Gangsta Cluez: Pants draws a picture of "Blue tha dog" up in a gangsta tracksuit. Da drawin is shocked by lightnin which make it tha fuck into a sentient being. Its up ta tha playaz ta stop Blue from causin chaos. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 5/5/00)

Cult Joint: Pants tries ta go tha fuck into a school club yo, but accidentally findz his way tha fuck into a secret underground cult of lil playas desperate ta bust a cap up in all adults up in hood n' feed they souls ta a spirit up in a cold-ass lil cornfield; Bucket Head joins Slim Tim up in tha "Club fo' Geeks". (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 5/12/00)

Karaoke Night: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 5/19/00)

Nazi invasion 2000: TBA (Rating: TBA) (Airdate: 5/26/00)

Sleep Killing: Afta Pants goes on a cappin' spree up in his chill, he is taken ta his thugged-out lil' psychologist. Pants say dat his "imaginary playa" kills playas fo' realz. A bunch of paranormal smart-ass muthafuckas summon tha imaginary playa, (which be a tree named Terry. (Rating: TBA) (Airdate: 6/2/00)

Piggyz Pigtastic Pigventures: TBA (Rating: TBA) (Airdate: 6/9/00)

Superintendead: While findin a cold-ass lil hoopty up in tha junk yard, Pants tries ta drive dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha hoopty spins outta control n' kills tha schools superintendent. Pants awaits trial up in court wit Bucket Head as his fuckin lawyer n' shit. Da two start makin up different stories up in flashbacks gettin dem tha fuck into mo' shit. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 6/16/00)

Loud Grill Larry: (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 6/23/00)

Season 3 (2001)
A pimp named Chuck: Bucket Head n' Pants befriendz a cold-ass lil carrot named Chuck, afta da perved-out muthafucka saves dem from a funky-ass burglar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Pants has shiznit wit bein a phat playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 4/27/01)

Spider-Man up in 3D: Da four playaz git all up in tha theatas ta peep a all freshly smoked up Spider-Man porno; Pants accidentally windz up in a "Chick Flick" porno, up in which his schmoooove ass can't git up of. Now Pants is forced ta peep tha porno until it ends. (Rating: TV-14-L) (Airdate: 5/4/01)

Da Special Place: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 5/11/01)

Best Playas: Pants n' Bucket Head start ta question they thang when they disagree on something. This pushes tha limit when they start battlin each other n' shit. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 5/18/01)

Back up in Hell: Maclez is busted ta Hell afta bein hit by a funky-ass bus. Pants, Bucket Head, n' Chuck try ta summon her back, only ta ask her fo' tha lyrics of a test. Meanwhile, tha Devil n' Maclez bust a gangbangin' thugged-out bond. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 5/25/01)

Foot ta Balls: Da lil pimps find a shitload of Bucket Headz Dadz footbizzle shit, n' use it fo' they own footbizzle crew. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis causes tha NFL ta challenge dem fo' a gangbangin' full, rough game of footbizzle. Kick dat shit! (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 6/1/01)

Fat Chance: Tired at Pants fo' his wack harassment on overweight people, Chuck forms a serum which he injects tha fuck into Pants, which causes his ass ta grow mad fat. Chuck learns dat dis be a gangbangin' fuck up as soon as Pants is nearly big-ass enough ta fuck wit all of tha hood. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 6/8/01)

New Asshole on tha Block: A freshly smoked up kid, Hayden, moves tha fuck into hood n' becomes ghettofab up in school. Da lil playas try ta befriend his ass yo, but tha pimpin' muthafucka turns up ta be a cold-ass lil complete douche ta dem wild-ass muthafuckas yo. Hayden becomes tha leader of tha PotCitizzle Braves. (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate: 6/15/01)

Face Ball: Da PotCitizzle Braves try ta enta tha basebizzle crew afta school. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat up in order ta do this, they must git betta grades. Da PotCitizzle Braves decizzle ta recruit Slim Tim ta help them; Pants tries ta save Tim. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 6/22/01)

We gots Sued dawwwg!: Pants somehow hires a lawyer ta help his ass up in his wild lil' freakadelic game. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Pants uses tha lawyer ta sue practically mah playas da perved-out muthafucka sees. Things git worse when Pants sues tha entire school n' wins tha case. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 6/29/01)

Da Mayor Talk Show: Da Mayor creates a rap show ta git extra scrilla n' attention. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Although, tha ratings is interrupted by Da Kool as fuck Hal Show. Envious, tha Mayor ordaz tha televizzle basement ta quit Da Kool as fuck Hal Show. This becomes a problem round tha hood when a purge starts ta transform. (Rating: TV-14-LS) (Airdate: 7/6/01)

Base Wars: Afta tha eventz of Face Ball, tha PotCitizzle Braves decizzle ta let Slim Tim be one of dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Da basebizzle crew go tha fuck into a gang war wit rival crew; Pants n' Chuck try ta git Slim Tim back ta tha phat side. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 7/13/01)

Da Lovely Exploitz of Terry tha Tree: (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate: 7/20/01)

Chuck Makes Stuff: Chuck cook up a home made black hole n' wins tha hood science awards. Pants becomes jealous n' tries ta fuck up it somehow. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 7/29/01)

Da Message: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate: 8/3/01

Mack Katalog: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 8/10/01)

Bucket List: Bucket Head is diagnosed wit a rare primitizzle disease dat has no cure yo. Dude is holla'd at dat da thug will take a thugged-out dirtnap up in a week, so da ruffneck decides ta do every last muthafuckin thang he always wanted ta do before. Pants tries ta help his wild lil' playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 8/17/01)

Astro-Nut Sacks: Aliens come ta Ghetto up in search fo' legit warriors ta help dem overthrow they wack rula n' shit. Da lil pimps is picked as tha chosen ones. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate: 8/24/01)

Peta McChris aint Okay: TBA (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate: 8/31/01)

Picture Day: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate: 9/7/01)

7 Minutes up in Heaven: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 10/12/01) Note: Delayed cuz of 9/11.

Season 4 (2002)
Gay Greg: A gay kid named Greg begins ta annoy Bucket Head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Everyone mistakes Bucket Head as a gay kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Now Bucket Head must prove ta mah playas dat he is heterosexual. ; Pants has a scam ta bust a cap up in Greg. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Little Stalkers Joint: Bucket Head is bein constantly stalked by a crew of kids. This goes wack when tha crew captures his ass n' holdz his ass hostage fo' days. Pants goes under cover ta find his wild lil' playa; Maclez has a fucked up n' unlucky dizzle gettin ta school. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

Hayden Sucks: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DL).(Airdate:

Religion: A crew of Jehovahz Witnesses (Parody of tha Veggie Tales) Start a religious protest against da most thugged-out dumbest thangs ever; Bucket Head calls over his thugged-out lil' pastor ta help rid tha people. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Candy Land: Cuz of nearly mah playas hatin him, Pants runs away n' wakes up in a weird up-beat hood wit candy as its playa haters. Pants becomes tha towns ruthless leader n' plans ta lead his freshly smoked up playa hatas ta battle PotCity. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

100: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Riuku Hiroshi: Pants becomes attracted ta a anime character n' shit. Thinkin dat she real, he goes ta Japan ta find her, n' is however, kidnapped by a Japanese thang company; Bucket Head gets a seizure afta watchin too much anime. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

2002: A Space Thang: Da lil playas find a starshizzle up in Bucket Headz garage. They decizzle ta use it fo' dumb thangs. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha shipz computa forms a mind of its own, n' has a plan ta fuck wit Earth; Jizzy starts findin thangs up in his wild lil' freakadelic garage he use ta love. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So da ruffneck decides ta reuse dem again, which annoys Rachel. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Mista Muthafuckin Mighty: Bucket Head must conquer his wild lil' fear of heights so da thug won't feel embarrassed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude however is stuck on top of a funky-ass buildin which be bout ta fall; Chuck n' Pants become hyped weight liftas n' crew up together up in a weight liftin challenge. (Rating: TV-14-V)

Phone Geeks: TBA (Rating: TV-14-L) (Airdate:

Battle ii: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV)

Government: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-V)

Stop! Think! Chizzle biaatch!: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Double Date: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DL) (Airdate:

A Kitchen Family Chrizzle: Bucket Head invites playas, crew, n' enimies ta a Chrizzle party. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a funky-ass blizzard causes tha doggy den ta be buried under tha snow. Da gang decizzle ta pass tha time ta rap they versionz of different Chrizzle joints, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Meanwhile, Satan plans ta take over tha ghetto cuz of tha blizzard happening. (Rating: TV-MA-V)

Season 5 (2003)
Da Edge: Afta Hayden beats his ass at pro wrestling, Pants believes dat mah playas has lost respect fo' his ass (which they didn't). Chuck decides ta teach baggy-ass pants ta defeat Hayden up in dis "Karate Kid" parody. Bucket Head n' Maclez start bettin on tha wrestlin crew. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Sucks ta be yo thugged-out ass: Maclez hatches a gangbangin' freaky freaky diabolical plan fo' ghetto domination, somehow jackin tha powerz of tha Devil n' overthrowin Heaven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Maclez must occupy a sacrifice ta do this.; Bucket Head has a wack dizzle up in church when al-Qaida breaks in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DLS, TV-14-DLSV Reruns) (Airdate:

Lightbulb: Da lil pimps enta a thugged-out dizzle competizzle against a funky-ass bunch of rich kids; Jizzy becomes paranoid afta lightbulb up in his kitchen dies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! (Rating: TV-14-DL) (Airdate:

Return of Bricks: Bricks somehow returns n' rallies up a whole crew of Pants n' Bucket Headz enemies, (includin tha Mayor his dirty ass). Bricks decides ta use dem ta ambush tha two. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Bricks' dumb scams make tha crew fall apart. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Checkin Status: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) TBA

Da Bomb Squad: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Maclez n' a funky-ass bucket of jimmy hats: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Pants Vs. THX: Bucket Head discovers Pantss fear of tha THX logo n' decides ta psychologically torture his ass ta git back all up in tha prank Pants played on his ass earlier up in tha episode yo, but takes it too far. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Ghetto Justice Story: Part One: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LSV) (Airdate:

Operation: Jizzy shows tha lil pimps tha Operation Game. Da lil playas soon become addicted ta it, ta tha point where they start struttin tha game on real medicinal patients, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Its up ta James, tha cops, n' tha doctors ta save tha dizzle dis time biaaatch! (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate:

Allahu Snackbar: a funky-ass buildin is bombed, n' a snackbar be accused of tha attack, so tha FDA, becomes stricter...; Pants becomes a hostage up in a local grocery store, when tha terrorists whoz ass bombed tha buildin return, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

PotentialCity: Fearin dat tha hood will git a lower population, tha Mayor decides ta advertise PotCity, n' prove mah playas dat tha hood has phat potential. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis fails n' causes not only tha population ta decrease yo, but also tha economy. Da Mayor decides ta hire a crew of hippies n' peace freaks ta chizzle tha hood, which they do. This gets outta hand when hippies begin ta take over tha entire hood. (Rating: TV-14-V)

Da Dizzle tha Ghetto Stood tha Same biaatch!: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DL)

Iraq Attack: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

It aint nuthin but Just a Joke: While searchin all up in his thugged-out lil' muthafathas room, ta look fo' random thangs, Bucket Head findz a joke book his fuckin lil' daddy had which gotz nuff nearly 100 bitch ass slurs. Bucket Head takes it ta school tha next dizzle n' his ass n' Pants start cursin wit tha slurs. Chuck. Gets annoyed n' tries ta fuck wit tha book once n' fo' all; Ray-Ray findz up dat Jizzy carries Playboy Magazines wit his muthafuckin ass. (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate: TBA

Season 6 (2004)
Timz Wacky Stablet: Afta tha orphanage is beat down by some criminals, Slim Tim starts ta tinker on his cold-ass tablet ta create tha illest self defense system. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha whole thang becomes a problem when tha tablet grows a mind of its own n' falls up in ludd wit Tim. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Da Supa Dupa Radioactizzle Best Ever Episode: Da lil playas work together ta make they own comic book series: "Supa Dupa Radioactizzle Man", a cold-ass lil comic on some playa whoz ass has every last muthafuckin juice up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A crew of satanists accidentally fuck up tha comic book as a satanic bible. They soon release a ancient curse dat brangs Supa Dupa Radioactizzle Man ta game. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah BFF: Bucket Head n' his fuckin lil' daddy go on a trip up in tha forest ta search fo' Bigfoot. While there, along wit another crew of Bigfoot hunters, they is repeatedly terrorised by suttin' up in tha woods; Pants n' Chuck learn dat they have nuff thangs up in common. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Positizzle Racism: Pants tries ta use every last muthafuckin racist thang da perved-out muthafucka say n' turn it tha fuck into suttin' non-offensive. This immediately causes a funky-ass battle between Pants n' everyone; Bucket Head goes ta PC school afta da perved-out muthafucka say "Retard". (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Chuck gets Tipsy: TBA (Rating: TV-14) (Airdate:

Puppet Dave: Pants' freshly smoked up puppet be a hit star fo' tha schoolz comedy club. Destined ta make tha puppet even mo' funnier, da thug wishes upon a star ta help his muthafuckin ass. When da thug wakes up t tha next morning, he realizes dat tha wish brang tha puppet ta game, n' he even mo' of a cold-ass lil criminal than Pants is. (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate:

Ask Kitchen!: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Pants gets Circumcised: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LS) (Airdate:

Psycho Dyke 2: In Space biaatch!:

Osama Bin Walkin Down tha Streets:

Season 7 (2005)
New Fears: PotCitizzle be all up in tha start of a all freshly smoked up year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Everyone becomes paranoid afta Pants sarcastically say tha ghetto is "ending". Gullible, mah playas begins ta purge against one another n' shit. (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate:

Quit playin' n' do what tha fuck I be sayin'! Please Quit tha Noize: Bucket Head is bein constantly tortured by a buggin cold lil' woo wop thats ghettofab over tha town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Things go haywire when Hayden taunt Bucket Head over tha song, causin Bucket Head ta become a murder.; Pants tries findin tha cold lil' woo wop artist only ta bust a cap up in them, ta stop Bucket Head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Dahl: Out of nowhere, Pants starts sayin tha word "Dahl". This causes mah playas ta start sayin it like a muthafucka. This begins ta annoy tha mackdaddys whoz ass decizzle ta ban tha word Dahl on school grounds; Pants decides ta form a religion round Dahl; Chuck goes on a mission ta fuck wit Dahl. (Rating: TV-14-DLV)

Pants Gets his Dig: While skiin wit some playas all up in tha ski resort, Pants n' Bucket Head n' his crew become stuck up in a avalanche. Bucket Head n' his crew decizzle ta wait fo' help, while Pants tries ta dig his way out; while digging, Pants falls tha fuck into a oldschool abandon mine, full of gold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

Bob Rob Robot Warrior Jr.: Pants, Bucket Head, n' Chuck enta a robot fight dogg pound, where they must build a robot ta fight another only ta win a ticket ta Kool as fuck Hal Live. Pants falls tha fuck into a gangbangin' fight wit Chuck, n' tha three separate ta build they own robots, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

Slim Tim is Gay: TBA

Visitors: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Ethnic Camp

Little Shoppe of Whores

Season 8 (2006)
All Y'all Hates Pants: Realizin dat dat schmoooove muthafucka hated by a shitload of people, Pants decides ta chizzle his ways. Bucket Head helps his ass become sick. Well shiiiit, it takes a shitload of work yo, but Bucket Head finally chizzlez Pants tha fuck into a polite, non-violent boy. This however make mah playas don't give a fuck bout Pants mo' n' mo' n' mo'. (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

Steaks on a Plane: TBA (Rating: TV-MA (Airdate:

TV Adventure: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Mormon or No Man: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

McLicker:

Horny Classics: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Prez Day: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate: TBA

Season 9 (2007)
2007 Crisis Jitters TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Toilet Trouble: TBA (Rating: TV-14-L) (Airdate:

Harry Balls: Pants tries ta show his wild lil' straight-up lyricist, Harry Balls, his own published book. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat he findz tha real deal of his so called idol. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Down by tha C**try: For some apparent reason, a crew of farmers ambush n' capture Bucket Head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Soon, Bucket Head realizes dat they is tha same playas whoz ass tried ta force his ass tha fuck into a polygamous marriage. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat instead of forcin him, they need his help fo' something. (Rating: TV-MA-L

A Star is Porn: Pants learns dat his thugged-out lil' muthafathas used ta be porn stars. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So da ruffneck decides ta be one also ta follow his thugged-out lil' muthafathas footsteps yo. Dude however gets up in shiznit wit tha STD. (Rating: TV-MA-S) (Airdate:

Supa Tan: TBA (Rating:

Maclez be a U-Haul Lesbian: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Da Ending: Pants comes ta schools missin tha straight-up original gangsta five periods. Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry gives Pants detention cuz of it which will make Pants miss a special episode of tha Kool as fuck Hal Show. Pants however, tries ta convince Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry ta spare his ass by spittin some lyrics ta his ass dat he is late cuz of a playa known as Sir Cheeks. This somehow causes global fuck ups, which may cause tha end of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (Rating: TV-14) (Airdate: TBA

Where is mah Rights?:

Back ta Hell: TBA (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

Hell on Earth TBA (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate:

Season 10 (2008)
Hella Birthday: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Ghetto on Hell: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LV, TV-MA-LV Reruns)

Call his ass Mista Muthafuckin Chuck: Chuck passes a nearly impossible test which shocks everyone yo. Dude skips middle school n' High school n' goes ta college fo' realz. Afta that, Chuck gets a thang all up in tha school as a freshly smoked up mackdaddy n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha mackdaddys is gettin jealouz of him, n' plan ta fuck up his game n' shit. (Rating: TV-14-DL) (Airdate:

All you can eat: Ray-Ray takes Jizzy ta a "All you can Eat" buffet ta conquer his wild lil' fear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Jizzy is soon addicted ta tha restaurant n' smokes there 24/7. Days later, Jizzy is brought ta a intervention bout his thugged-out lil' problem. (Rating: TV-14-L) (Airdate:

Da Protest: Da hustlas protest against tha school when tha staff plan ta eliminizzle recess. This becomes violent when tha hustlas n' mackdaddys rage war on each other n' shit. While tha war is goin on, dis gives Pants tha chizzle ta chizzle his wild lil' freakadelic grades. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Negroponte: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

When Bisexuals Attack: TBA (Rating: TV-MA)

Da Appointment: TBA (Rating: TV-14-SV)

Patriotic Pants: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

What tha FCC!: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Censor Wars: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LSV) (Airdate:

Lost n' Found: TBA (Rating: TV-14) (Airdate:

We can Nuke dat shiznit son!: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate:

Season 11 (2009)
CraZ Clan: Da "Potcitizzle Braves" Loot Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Becomin obsessed wit CoD, they re-name tha PotCitizzle Braves ta tha CraZ Clan, n' they piss off almost mah playas at school. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Attack of tha Witnesses: Pants along wit Bucket Head n' his crew must run away n' find a safe haven when Jehovahz Witnesses cause a massive outbreak up in tha hood. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Wicca: Pants believes dat Wiccans is tha cause fo' tha PotCitizzle economizzle shutdown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude raises up a big-ass crowd against them, n' becomes tha hoodz freshly smoked up mayor, called tha "Dicktator". Da McCoy crew hides a crew of wiccans up in they house. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Worst Field Trip Ever: Afta tha whole class takes a gangbangin' field trip ta Africa, they all return wit malaria. This spreadz all up in tha school, n' causes mah playas ta git infected; Meanwhile, Bucket Head n' Chuck is trapped up in a war unit up in Sudan, hopin ta find a ure fo' malaria. (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

This Day, Ten Years Ago:

Da Teachers go Out of tha World: An alien race take over tha bodiez of tha faculty thugz up in tha school, n' force tha lil pimps ta learn bout beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha Ghetto by makin dem build a weapon called tha Private Hole. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV)

Slim Tim is not Gay: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Pop City: TBA (Rating: TV-14-L) (Airdate:

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A KKK Chrizzle: On dis special Chrizzle episode, we peep our straight-up bigots, Da Biatch-Ass Muthafuckas try ta bust a cap up in all minoritizzles so they can gotz a white Chrizzle. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat our racists is up in a pickle afta they git a visit from one of mah thugs mad holy. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Kitchen Ruins Star Wars:

Season 12 (2010)
200 Minutes: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Total ReDahl: TBA (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

Da Tutor: Pants learns dat his school tutor is up in fact a stripper n' shiznit yo. Dude decides ta follow her one night n' then leadz ta a stripper bar fo' realz. Afta dat night, tha tutor n' Pants become mo' closer than usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. (Rating: TV-MA-S) (Airdate:

Kiddie Corner: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Lemon Party: Bucket Head sees a picture on tha internizzle showin three gay pimps bustin a nut. This literally paralyze his muthafuckin ass. Da posse decides ta cook up a law against gay coffin dodgin' people. This however causes a big-ass problem. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Game Day: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

A Hell of a episode: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Da Deepest Urge: Da lil playas play a game at school, where they must express they wack opinions at each other n' shit. This however becomes a gangbangin' fuck up when tha game causes Bucket Head ta offend mah playas up in town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Da Fight: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

A Whorin World: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LS) (Airdate:

Sweet Home Albania: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LV)

Da Thong: TBA (Rating: TV-14-S) (Airdate:

Da Reverse Klan: A bunch of Black supremacists start a revolt against tha KKK up in PotCity, causin a race war between everyone. Chuck joins tha KKK only ta end dem yo, but da perved-out muthafucka soon learns dat they aren't all dat bad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This angers Pants, whoz ass goes on tha black supremacists side. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Pants be a Gypo: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Sexaphone: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DV) (Airdate:

Land down Under: TBA (Rating: TV-14-V)

TBA

Season 13 (2011)
Beiber Fever: Quentin Beiber is havin a gangbang up in PotCity. Everyone except tha four main charactas wants ta be all up in tha concert. Chuckz hatred fo' Quentin goes ta tha next Level; Scientists help Chuck bust a cap up in Quentin Beiber, afta they learn his wild lil' fuckin evil secret. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Gay Aids: Many lil playas up in school is comin outta tha closet ta reveal they legit sexualitizzle which causes a era of hood justice all up in tha school. Pants decides ta fake bein gay, bisexual, transgender, n' agender (at tha same time), only ta bust attention. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Bucket Head turns homophobic afta his thugged-out lil' punk-ass believes up in tha rumored "Gay Aids" disease. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Blow tha Bone: Bucket Head n' his brutha find a gangbangin' full dinosaur skeleton up in they backyard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they also smoke up dat there be nuff mo' skeletons up in tha yard, n' they soon start ta learn bout they houses past. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Rise of tha hood of tha Jews: Pants' big-ass crew from Israel gotz a cold-ass lil crew reunion up in PotCity. Da crew thugz outnumber tha PotCitizzle playa haters, n' literally take over tha hood wit they cultures. (Rating: TV-MA-LV

Da Wizard of WHAAAA?: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Dick Pics: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Da Oral of tha rap is...: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLS) (Airdate:

Ahoy Abortion: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Indoor Pool: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Top Billin Rap up in tha History of History: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

PETA Problem: TBA (Rating: TV-MA)

Pants likes Christine: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DL) (Airdate:

Rap Culture: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

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Dragon Sacks Z Kai: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LSV

Season 14 (2012)
Aiden Vs fo' realz. Aden: Da asexuizzle lil playas up in class loot Bucket Headz Xbox n' threaten ta fuck wit it if they don't git $30,000. Bucket Head feels desperate bout all dis bullshit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So his schmoooove ass calls Aiden ta help his ass git it back. (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Sex Edd: Pants tries ta use all tha innocence dat schmoooove muthafucka has ta blame all tha teachin staff of horny-ass harassment. This straight-up works fo' most of tha mackdaddys, however, tha game mackdaddy, Mista Muthafuckin Edd is nearly impossible ta blame. Even if dat schmoooove muthafucka has been sexually dissin everyone. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Stereotype Convention: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLS) (Airdate:

Two Thirdz of a Half Man: Pants is diagnosed wit 2/3 of Testicular Cancer n' shit. Cuz of this, dat schmoooove muthafucka has ta git all up in a cold-ass lil childrenz cancer hospitizzle until his cancer is treated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat while up in tha hospitizzle, he is constantly tortured by another crew of lil playas wit cancer whom Pants has been bullying; Bucket Head n' tha rest of tha school become mo' laid back without Pants.

Bloodlines: A vampire role-playin trend has been goin round school, n' mah playas be thinkin itz cool. Bucket Head n' Maclez believe dat most of tha hustlas straight-up is vampires, n' go put ta bust a cap up in all of them, by hirin a vampire hunter; Meanwhile, Pants (who is still up in tha hospitizzle since last episode) tries ta find one of mah thugs ta donate blood to.

Troubled Times wit Terry tha Tree: Once again, Terry tha Tree. Pants' spirit animal, is causin chaos all up in tha hood, while controllin Pants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat cuz of a gangbangin' full moon, Terry controls Pants ta run off ta tha forest fo' some reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate:


 * 1) Mansitting: Pants learns on some trend thatz goin round buggin feminists, Mansittin yo. Dude decides ta post picturez of his dirty ass "mansitting" on tha bus ta troll at SJWs. This however becomes a thugged-out deadly feud between tha SJWs n' tha U.S.; A radical feminist named Krista Milburn has a plan ta bust a cap up in off 90% of tha thug population, thus takin over tha hood. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:


 * 1) Triggered: One year later, 90% of tha thug population has decreased, n' Krista Milburn n' her army take over tha ghetto, Pants, Bucket Head, Chuck, n' Chrizzle must join together ta find a way ta defeat Krista n' her feminazis; Maclez decides ta join Kristaz army. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:


 * 1) Hashtag: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Conception Camp TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Jose & Sons: Ray-Ray is hired at a freshly smoked up company up in hood yo, but findz her muthafuckin ass up in tha middle of a Mexican gang war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Jizzy decides ta sneak up on his hoe ta make shizzle she aiiight yo, but he be accidentally shipped on a train headin towardz Mexico. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

GameQuit of Thrones: Afta findin nearly five mazillion dollars up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' ditch, Hayden n' tha CraZ Clan use all of it ta by tha GameQuit store up in town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis aint fair ta tha others when tha CraZ Clan only keep tha game ta theyselves. Da other lil playas up in school crew up wit hyped gamers ta take back tha GameStop. (Rating: TV-14-LSV) (Airdate:

TV Adventure 2: Televizzle Guide ta Hell: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Call me Carly: Pants becomes homicidal afta his thugged-out lil' punk-ass becomes annoyed of Carly Rae Jepson, n' her fans. Things git worse when Carly Rae Jepson opens a freshly smoked up hit single n' announces a gangbang up in PotCity. Pants becomes aware of this, n' tries ta bust a cap up in Carly. Meanwhile, Bucket Head n' his cousin smoke up tha real deal bout Carlyz beatz. Drop dis like itz hot! (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Tickle me Elm Street: Bucket Head n' his fuckin lil brutha find a oldschool toy dat starts ta behave strangely torwardz them; Jizzy spendz his bangin retirement scrilla on a pistol launcher, afta he learns dat his schmoooove ass can target anywhere wit tha possez permission.

Da Cops dizzle off: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-V) (Airdate:

Season 15 (2013)
A Straight-up Borin Episode: Da lil pimps is bugged out wit tha regular week schedule, so they rally up every last muthafuckin lil pimp up in hood ta help dem build a tower tha fuck into space. This however becomes a gangbangin' fucked up game experience. Meanwhile, tha Mayor tries ta beat tha lil playas all up in tha tower n' shit. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Mista Muthafuckin Nutcracker: One day, tha lil playas up in class all wish dat Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry was never they mackdaddy n' shit. Da next dizzle tha smoke up dat Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry was replaced by a freshly smoked up mackdaddy n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha mackdaddy is weirdly a sentient Nutcracker whoz ass be a sex offender n' shit. Chuck n' Bucket Head try ta find Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

SeXBox: Da cops take every last muthafuckin Xbox up in hood afta illegal porn has been discovered inside some. This creates a riot so big-ass dat even tha Mayor can't solve dat shit. Microsizzlez pays PotCitizzle a visit. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Little Ass: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

HDeathTV: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Pounders: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV)

Tree doggy den Down: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV)

Lemonade Stand: Durin a heat wave up in tha town, tha lil playas go up ta find a way ta git scrilla fo' a air conditioner n' shit. This gets dem tha fuck into tha "Lemonade Stand bidnizz". Their lemonade instantly becomes famous, n' causes dem ta become millionaires. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a crew of terrorists pretend ta be lawyers fo' tha kidz bidnizz, n' they secretly plant miniature bombs up in tha lemonade. (Rating: TV-MA-V)

Durka Ninjas - Pants meets tha Prophet Mohammed, whoz ass turns up ta be a crazy ninja whoz ass bombs people. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate: ???) Note: This episode was a lost episode dat was first goin ta be produced up in tha sixth season.

Da Nutty Pimp - Da Pimp steals Bucketz balls, n' dat schmoooove muthafucka has ta git dem back (featurin Chris Henston as his dirty ass) (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate: ???) Note: This episode was a lost episode dat was first goin ta be produced up in tha sixth season.

Season 16 (2014)
Da Pole: Pants begins ta git betta grades on his bangin report card. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude findz dis straight-up phat dat he finally goin ta git mo' respect. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat by gettin phat grades, Pants unleashes a ancient Natizzle Gangsta curse on tha hood. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Bank Robbery Date: Pants falls up in ludd wit a freshly smoked up girl, by tha name of Daryl yo. Dude decides ta ignore all his wild lil' playaz only ta ride wit her n' shiznit fo' realz. Afta he learns dat Daryl likes smart-ass n' respectful thugs, Pants has no chizzle but ta quit takin sticky-icky-ickys, n' become smart-ass fo' realz. Afta his ass n' Daryl start hangin out, tha decizzle ta git all up in tha bank ta say shit bout blingin topics. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a crew of bank robbers hold mah playas hostage, which may cause Pants ta go back as a violent killa n' shit. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

CraZ Clan: Da Porno: Da CraZ Clan wanna join tha MLG n' ta git attention they start makin Call of Duty vizzles. Da CraZ Clan be lookin like shiznit playin tha game n' tha shitty game anger Pants n' Bucket crew up wit Aidan n' they gotz a Crew Dirtnapmatch wit CraZ. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Once Upon a Ripoff: Pants writes a autobibliography on his wild lil' freakadelic game fo' homework. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Surprisingly, tha autobibliography make Pants becomes a funky-ass bestpimpin lyricist. While readin tha book, Chuck findz up dat Pants had copied his homework. No Muthafucka believes Chuck, so da ruffneck decides ta find some help ta provide evidence dat Pants ripped off his homework. (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

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Father lil hustla Day: Bucket Head n' Chrizzle decizzle ta start pimpin all up in tha park. Meanwhile, Jizzy feels as if da ruffneck don't spend phat time wit his son, so he unpleasantly interrupts Bucket Headz date n' forces his ass ta have some daddy lil hustla time. (Rating: TV-14-DL) (Airdate:

Isn't it Obvious?: Pants tries ta prove his wild lil' playaz dat half of tha knowledge they is taught is lies made up by tha posse. Everyone disbelieves all dis bullshit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Pants proves dem wack afta da perved-out muthafucka steals posse documents dat settle his claim. Pants is soon repeatedly beat down by a crew of agents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. (Rating: TV-14-LSV) (Airdate:

Da 80z is Over: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Gun Control: TBA (Rating: TV-14-V) (Airdate:

Ghetto Day: Da whole hood decizzle ta big-up Ghetto dizzle by rappin a cold lil' woo wop on "Why Ghetto is tha Top Billin Hood up in tha Universe". Multiple alien races hear dis n' become mad salty. Da all plan ta take over Ghetto yo, but they try ta smoke up which alien race is superior by competin up in mostly earth made games. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Pants swings by tha Vines: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Nuke tha Duke: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Douches & Dragons: TBA (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Mexican Problems: Pants takes his wild lil' playaz ta Mexico fo' vacation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha real reason is only ta git sticky-icky-ickys; Bucket Head becomes a gangbangin' hyped Mexican wrestla afta whoopin another wrestla up; Chuck entas a funky-ass burrito smokin contest; Maclez falls up in ludd wit another hoe whoz ass is exactly like her n' shit. (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Jewz Clues: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Ghetto Justice Wars: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Satan gets Hitched: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LS) (Airdate:

Whitney Wisconsin: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LS) (Airdate:

Hola Ebola: TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Project unicorn (part 1): when tha school allows vizzle game ta be played, tha lil playas must vote fo' a cold-ass lil console fo' realz. An Xbox One or a PS4. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soon, dis leadz ta a big-ass flame war called tha pimped out console wars. (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Season 17 (2015-2016)
Project Pegasus (part 2): With tha console wars buggin everyone. Pants decides ta join tha lizard squad only ta git attention. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate: 9/4/15)

CRISIS: A terrorist organization known as CRISIS starts bombin places round town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. School is closed fo' tha week n' outta all tha kids, Pants is tha only kid actin like itz a vacation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate: 9/12/15)

A Fight: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate: 9/19/15)

Chuck n' tha Price of game: Chuck findz up in recent studies dat he is one step closer on dyin yo. Dude feels ta paranoid bout tha places he goes or tha shiznit da ruffneck do yo. Dude soon uses sticky-icky-ickys ta help make his dirty ass mo' betta n' shiznit fo' realz. Although, tha sticky-icky-ickys is slowly cappin' his muthafuckin ass. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate: 9/26/15)

Justiceween: Once again, tha hood justice warriors piss off tha lil' thugs fo' realz. Afta they find Halloween oppressin n' bitch ass ta minoritizzle groups, tha holidizzle is shut down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha lil pimps decizzle ta do Halloween illegally. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Masta Chief: Pants findz up dat his freshly smoked up Masta Chief controlla he gots at a store fo' $70 is straight-up a gangbangin' fraud. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude becomes furious n' tries ta 1v1 tha storez manager up in a real game Halo 5 role-playin game. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Attack on Turkey: PETA decides ta protest tha cappin' of turkeys fo' Thanksgiving. They protest until tha point ehere they literally take over tha posse, n' makin mah playas a vegan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. At ten muthafuckin years later, mah playas is now mindless PETA gangbangers fo' realz. All except fo' Chuck, whoz ass decides ta go back tha fuck into tha past ta fix dat shit. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Da Anti Christine: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Da F**k Awakens: Afta tha eventz of Kitchen Ruins Star Wars, Da galaxy faces a freshly smoked up threat from tha evil Kylo Ren (Mista Muthafuckin Jong) n' tha First Order n' shit. When a thugged-out defector, Slim Tim crash-landz on a thugged-out desert hood, he meets Darry. Together, tha lil' duo joins forces wit Chuck ta make shizzle tha Resistizzle receives tha intelligence concernin tha whereaboutz of Luke Skywalker (Bucket Head), tha last of tha Jedi Knights, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Underneath tha Pistol: It aint nuthin but Chrizzle time, n' mah playas be afraid of recent terrorist attacks goin on nationwide. Mista Muthafuckin Jong plans ta "Steal tha Holidays" away from everyone; Chrizzle findz up bout Mista Muthafuckin Jongz plan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

New Crap: It aint nuthin but 2016, n' tha whole hood is recoverin from tha recent attacks. Da lil pimps realize dat

Jenner Bender: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

Fifty Shadez of Black N' Brown: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Les Cowerdels': TBA (Rating: TV-14-DLSV)

Trumpvengers: Age of PCtron: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Nerd Wars 2016: Da children, along wit Big Brony Bob git all up in 2016 Nerd Con. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-14-DLV) (Airdate:

Season 18 (2016)
Virtually screwed: PotCitizzle is now controlled by a giant computa afta tha eventz of last season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Pants however, hacks tha computa n' becomes tha "Ultra mega supa overlord mackdaddy pharaoh" of tha town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Pants tries ta fuck wit anythang dat he findz against his dirty ass. (Rating: TV-14-LV) (Airdate:

Pool Story: Bucket Head, Pants, Chuck, n' Slim Tim git all up in a indoor hood pool. While there, Pants falls up in ludd wit a gameguard whoz ass his thugged-out lil' punk-ass begins ta flirt with. Bucket Head n' Slim Tim git stuck inside a wata slide, which becomes a big-ass problem. Chuck becomes a gameguard afta savin a game. (Rating: TV-14-DLSV) (Airdate:

Mista Muthafuckin yo. Henry gets a Religion: TBA (Rating: TV-MA) (Airdate:

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Zip Zop Rapety Bop: Because mah playas gets mad at Pants fo' sayin a rape joke, da ruffneck decides ta express his thugged-out anger by breakin Bizzle Cosby outta tha slamma, afta he raped 50 dem hoes. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Bizzle rallies up other hyped sitcom hustlas from tha twentieth century only ta rape mah playas up in town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Rating: TV-MA-LSV)

Da Fun Barrel: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

Field Day: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-L) (Airdate:

Season 19 (2017)
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Season 20 (2018)
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Season 21 (2019)
20 F*ckin Years!: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LV) (Airdate:

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Maclez Dies: TBA (Rating: TV-MA)

Last Day: TBA (Rating: TV-MA-LSV)