Talk:Littenhouse/@comment-28776531-20160515132917/@comment-28445106-20160515140247

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to                          free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of                          the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)                 Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go                after the ogre.