Seinfeld quotes


 * "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
 * "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
 * "Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
 * "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
 * "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
 * "That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
 * "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
 * "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."
 * "You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ’See if you can blow this out.’"
 * "People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."