Thread:Ralf Hat/@comment-27621300-20160206180832/@comment-24491361-20160206202934

20th Century Fox ident. From halfway through, Ralph Wiggum sings along with the tune.

RALPH Da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-daaa!

The logo fades to black-and-white and scrolls off-screen. The Moon comes into shot. A spacecraft flies over the surface and lands on the Moon, to the music from "2001: A Space Odyssey". Scratchy climbs down the side of the craft, making his way onto the Moon's surface. He takes big strides across to an American flag, next to which Itchy is standing.

SCRATCHY We come in peace, for cats and mice everywhere.

Itchy removes the flagpole from the surface and stabs Scratchy in the chest several times; Scratchy screams each time. Itchy hits him over the head several times, breaking his space helmet and causing his head to expand and pop. Itchy points and laughs at him, then goes back to the ship and flies back to Earth.

A newspaper, The Washington Post, spins into view. It reads, "MOUSE HERO RETURNS" with the subtitle, "Did Everything To Save Cat". A second headline reads, "A WIDOW MOURNS".

A parade fills the street with blue mice not unlike Itchy, who rides in a car. "Itchy for President" and "Itchy/Hillary '08" banners can be seen.

ITCHY Hey, how you doin'? Good to see ya. Thanks for coming out.

It seems Itchy does become President. One night he is eating cheese n the White House and hears Scratchy's voice.

SCRATCHY (echoing) Itchy... Itchy...

Itchy looks up at the Moon with binoculars. Scratchy is still there, lying on the ground; he holds up a placard, reading "I'm Telling". After much deliberation, Itchy decides what to do - launch missiles at the moon. He opens up a secret government machine and sets it to "Accidental Launch".

Hundreds of rockets are fired towards the Moon. As they close in on him, Scratchy screams with his mouth wide open. All the rockets enter his mouth and swell him up. One final rocket flies in close, stops, then opens a compartment in the front. A boot comes out and kicks Scratchy, causing him to explode into pieces.

Homer's head appears in front of the screen.

HOMER Boring!

LISA Dad! We can't see the movie.

We see that the family are in a movie theatre, along with many other Springfield citizens.

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">HOMER I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. (gesturing) If you ask me everyone in this theatre is a giant sucker. (points at camera) Especially you!

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">Homer's image fades as the traditional Simpsons opening begins... <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">CHORUS The Simpsons...

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">Professor Frink flies a contraption across the screen from right to left, dragging a large banner saying "MOVIE".

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">FRINK (singing) Movie! On the big screen...

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">The camera flies through the 'O' of 'MOVIE' and we take a trip through Springfield. We pass various scenery before entering Mr. Burns' mansion. Smithers applies toothpaste to Burns' toothbrush, causing him to fall over from the weight.

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">Past Moe's and down the street is the Kwik-E-Mart, where Apu is changing the expiry date on a carton of milk.

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">Outside Springfield Elementary School, Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph hoist Martin up the flagpole by his underpants. They salute as Martin screams. Inside his classroom, Bart writes "I WILL NOT ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE." on the blackboard.

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">We fade into a crowd scene at Springfield Lake at night. Green Day are playing as part of the "Duff Summer Concert Series". Mrs. Krabappel is on Principal Skinner's shoulders; she opens her sweater to reveal a T-Shirt with a downward arrow and the words "Not My Boyfriend". Comic Book Guy is trying to crowd surf, much to the crowd's displeasure.

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">COMIC BOOK GUY Excuse me, my hinie is dipping!

<p style="margin-top:0.8em;margin-bottom:0.8em;font-family:'bitstreamverasansmono','couriernew',monospace;text-align:center;">They crowd drops him. Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day sings "da-da-da" to the final part of the Simpsons tune, following his teleprompter.