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So if you haven't completed the game and don't want to find out what happens, I'd advise not reading the script. ******************************[/SPOILER WARNING]******************************* This Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas game script was written by Graeme Murphy, A.K.A. Omah. I did the missions whilst recording them on my VCR. Then, after I’d finished a section of missions, I stopped, then wrote the script with the help of the subtitles. None of this was copied, every single letter was written by me. Do not use this on your site unless you have my permission, although the dialogue belongs to Rockstar Games, Inc., I wrote it. If you are interested in putting this on your site then please send me an email at graemebobo@msn.com. No small free sites though. 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The language is in the game, therefore, it wouldn't be right to edit it. 21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)Insecurity97 (talk) 21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC) Version history: Version 1.00: Original finished product. Version 1.01: Permission section added. Version 1.02: Mistake corrected. Version 1.03: Permission section updated. Version 1.04: Permission section updated. Version 1.14: The script changed to a movie style layout and some typos and mistakes corrected. Some wording also slightly adjusted. Version 1.15: Three mistakes corrected. Version 1.17: Some mistakes corrected. Some script added. Version 1.18: Mistake corrected. Version 1.19: Spoiler warning added. A few tweaks to description. 21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC)Insecurity97 (talk) 21:08, June 5, 2016 (UTC) Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Game Script Los Santos Missions (AREA) Opening Movie (On screen) Francis INTL. Airport, Liberty City, 1992. CJ is at the airport. CJ                             (voice-over) After five years on the East Coast, it was time to go home. (On screen) Los Santos International Airport. A previous phone call is heard. Phone rings. CJ                         'Sup? SWEET Carl, it's Sweet. CJ                         Whassup, Sweet, what you want? SWEET It's Moms... She's dead bro. CJ gets into a taxi. Police pull over the taxi. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez get out. TENPENNY (into megaphone) Passenger. Show us your hands. Stop. Get down on your knees. Now down on your stomach. There you go. Hernandez cuffs CJ and takes his money TENPENNY I'll take that Hernandez. CJ                         Hey, that's my paper man. That's                         money. TENPENNY This is drug money. CJ                         My money, man... PULASKI Hey don't worry about it, I'll                         fill it out later. TENPENNY Welcome home, Carl. Glad to be                         back? You haven't forgotten about us, have you boy? CJ                         Hell no, Officer Tenpenny. I was just wondering what took y'all so                         long. TENPENNY Get in the car. CJ                         Ease up, man. Damn. TENPENNY Watch your head. Tenpenny bangs CJ's head on the car as he's putting him in. TENPENNY Oh! My bad. PULASKI (to taxi driver) Get outta here, you grease-ball bastard! (To himself) Stupid Mexican... (To Hernandez) Oh, hey, sorry. CJ                         My bag. Hey, man, my bag! View on police car driving. TENPENNY How you been, Carl? How's your wonderful family? CJ                         I'm here to bury my Moms. You know that. TENPENNY Yeah, I guess I do. So what else you got shakin' Carl? CJ                         Nothing. I live in Liberty City now. I'm clean. Legit. TENPENNY No, you ain't never been clean, Carl. PULASKI Well what've we got here? TENPENNY This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski, that was used to gun down a police officer not ten minutes ago. Officer Pendelbury. A fine man, I                         might add. You work fast, nigga. CJ                         You know I just got off the plane! PULASKI It's a good thing we found you and retrieved the murder weapon. CJ                         That ain't my gun. TENPENNY Don't bullshit me, Carl PULASKI Yeah, don't bullshit him, Carl. CJ                         What the fuck you want from me                          this time? TENPENNY When we want you, we'll find you. In the meantime, try not to gun down any more officers of the law. CJ                         You can't leave me here - it's                          BALLAS country. TENPENNY I thought you said you was innocent, Carl? That you don't                         bang? PULASKI (into his radio) This is car 58... WHAT?! TENPENNY See you around like a doughnut, Carl... PULASKI Officer Pendelbury's down? We'll                         be right over. CJ                         Ah shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Rollin Heights Balla Country. I ain't represented Grove Street in five years, but the Ballas won't give a shit. Carl Johnson (BOSS) Big Smoke (MISSION) CJ is in his house. He hears voices from when he was younger. KENDL Stop it! What are you doing? Carl, Brian, stop it! CJ                         Quit it! Moms will hear! KENDL Mom! They're up to something! Big Smoke enters the room holding a baseball bat. BIG SMOKE You picked the wrong house, fool! CJ                         Big Smoke! It's me, Carl! Chill, chill! BIG SMOKE CJ, my dog! Whassup? Hey baby, you OK, man? CJ                         No, man, it's my Moms, homie... BIG SMOKE Hey, I don't know why this had to                         happen, but I promise you, I'm                          going to find out who killed your Moms! The streets is cold, dog. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed. CJ                         What fucking book? BIG SMOKE Same things make us laugh, make us                         cry. But right now, we gotta take care our business. Go see your brother at the cemetery. C'mon, let's bounce. CJ and Big Smoke get into Big Smoke's car. BIG SMOKE You want to drive? CJ                         Yeah, that's cool. Nice car, Smoke. BIG SMOKE You know me. It's not cut. Keep the value in it. Keep it real. Carl Johnson (BOSS) Sweet & Kendl (MISSION) CJ and Big Smoke enter the cemetery, where Sweet, Ryder and Kendl are already waiting for Big Smoke. BIG SMOKE I've missed you these five years, man - they gonna be real happy to                         see you. (To Sweet, Ryder and                              Kendl) Hey, what's up, y'all? Look who I                         found hanging around. KENDL Carl, hey, good to see you. CJ                         I can't believe she's gone, man. SWEET That's another funeral you ran away from, fool. Just like Brian's.                                   CJ                          Hey, she was my Momma too. SWEET Not for the past 5 years she wasn't, nigga. Kendl starts walking away. SWEET And were the fuck you think you're                         going? KENDL What? get out of my face. I'm                         going to see Cesar. SWEET The hell you are, girl! You ain't                         messing with them eses, you know we beefing - KENDL Look, I love him! And what the fuck are you? SWEET At least I got principles. KENDL Oh, and I guess that makes you an                         upstanding American. Carl, tell him! SWEET Carl, don't tell me shit, bitch. CJ                         As long as he treats her right. Disrespect you, and he's dead. SWEET (to CJ) How the hell you gonna say that? Like it's any business of yours. KENDL Fuck you, Sweet. CJ                         Oh, shit - here we go again. SWEET This shit's real fucked up. Everything! CJ                         What you mean? SWEET What, apart from your Mother being dead? Things are going real bad. Here, let me show you, running man. Tony's buried over there. Little Devil over there, Big Devil over there. Man, it's just crazy - everybody blasts on fools first then asks questions second. The four homies are walking to Big Smoke's car. RYDER Ballas! Drive by! Incoming! Big Smoke's car gets blown up in the shooting. BIG SMOKE Awww, mother-fucker, my car! SWEET We gotta get back to the 'hood, man, it's too crazy round here! Grab a bike and pedal. Even you ain't forgotten that. ///MISSION\\\ SWEET Shit! A Ballas car is onto us! Split up! Sweet splits and CJ and Big Smoke have to follow Ryder. RYDER Keep up, mother-fucker! ///MISSION\\\ The four homies meet at Grove Street. RYDER I got with them mother-fuckers though - showed them niggaz who's                         gangsta. Ryder, nigga! SWEET So when you leaving, Carl? CJ                         I ain't sure. Thought I might stay. Things is fucked up. SWEET Well, the last thing we need is                         your help. CJ                         Aw man, I won't let you down, I                          swear. SWEET Hey, we're gonna call up some 'hood rats and chill the hell out. You want some? CJ                         I gotta whole lot going on, and I'm tired. I'll catch ya'll later. BIG SMOKE Hey yo' just drop in. We all hangin' out. RYDER Yeah, and get yourself some colours, fool. And a haircut - it's embarrassing to be seen with you! Ryder (BOSS) Ryder (MISSION) Ryder is in his house. CJ enters. RYDER Hey, man, what you want? CJ                         Seeing my homie. What's up with you? RYDER Yeah, homie, yeah yeah. It's good to see you back. CJ                         No homie love? No hug? RYDER Oh, for sure, for sure my nigga, my bad. What's crackin' with you? CJ                         Hey, man, what you strapped for? RYDER Man, some pizza place keeps painting over our hit up, man! That shit is beautiful. Teach the owner a lesson. He's fucking with Grove Street. You down? CJ                         I'm always down. RYDER Ahhh, yeah... Let's go, bitch. ///MISSION\\\ CJ has just walked out of the barbers, Ryder is outside. RYDER (one phrase) Shit! I told you he was crazy! Man, you jacked up! (another phrase) RYDER You know something? I take it                         back. Old Reece still got it                         cracking. (always the same phrase) Man, what's this? Shit looks ridiculous. No respect for the 'hood, all clean and shit. You're                         looking too skinny, CJ. Go and get us something to eat. I'm gonna finish this. Then I'm going to                         take care of business. ///MISSION\\\ CJ is ordering some food, Ryder walks up to the counter holding a gun. RYDER Give up the money! This a raid! PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE Ryder! Not this again! RYDER It ain't me, fool. PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE No one else is that small! I feel sorry for your dad! CJ                         Shit, you crazy! Let's get up                         outta here! RYDER Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta! Pizza Co. employee fires a gun towards CJ. RYDER Oh, shit! RUN! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are outside Ryder's house. RYDER Better drop by and see Sweet. He's                         been yapping on about that graffiti, too. Later, homie. Sweet (BOSS) Tagging Up Turf (MISSION) Sweet and Big Smoke are playing basketball in Sweet's yard. SWEET C'mon fat boy. C'mon fat boy. Fat boy - look at you, look at... BIG SMOKE Yeah, yeah, watch out. Fool...                         Watch this, watch this... Ah ha ha                         ha! Bam! CJ walks into the yard. SWEET Look who's here, it's running man. What, you think you back on the set? CJ                         I told you that, bro. SWEET Your word don't mean shit around here. CJ                         C'mon, man, gimme a break. SWEET We gotta go hit up the 'hood. BIG SMOKE Hey, CJ. SWEET Let them know you're back on the set. The Johnson brothers are rolling again. Take this paint and go hit shit up. Start with our own set first. BIG SMOKE Later on, we'll spread out and take the whole 'hood back. SWEET You already spreading out, fat man. Now let's play. Let's see what you got, pork chop! CJ walks out of the yard, Sweet follows him. SWEET Hey wait up. CJ                         Thought you'd hang with your brother, huh? SWEET Aw, ease up, little man, c'mon, it's been difficult. You wanna drive? CJ                         Yeah, for sure. ///MISSION\\\ CJ parks the car, CJ and Sweet get out and head towards a tag under the bridge. SWEET Watch for those rollers as I tag this up. Sweet sprays over a Ballas tag. SWEET There's another two Balla tags in                         the 'hood. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls up and gets out of the car. SWEET You hit this up here, and I'll go                         up and do another 'hood. ///MISSION\\\ Sweet pulls up in the car. SWEET CARL, QUICK, GET IN! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street. SWEET Like riding a bike, ain't it, boy? CJ                         Yeah, it all comes back. SWEET How you doin' on the feddy? CJ                         I'm kinda short, you know. C.R.A.S.H. took all my paper, man, left me with nothing but small change... SWEET Here, get yourself a beer or                         something. I'll catch up with you. Sweet (BOSS) Cleaning The Hood (MISSION) Big Smoke, Sweet and Ryder are in Sweet's house. BIG SMOKE (to Sweet) Hey, you gotta keep it real, man. SWEET Man, nobody give a shit about the 'hood. BIG SMOKE I do! SWEET All they do is sell yay and ruin the place. No crack ever made a                         gang tight. BIG SMOKE I don't know, man. CJ enters. CJ                         Whassup, ya'll? SWEET Whassup, CJ? RYDER What's cracking? SWEET Man, all they care about is                         smoking and money. BIG SMOKE You can't knock a homie's hustle, Sweet. SWEET Them marks ain't soldiers. They're                         idiots trying to be business men. BIG SMOKE Yeah, but they're down with us, man. SWEET All they down with is money. CJ - go down there and show these fools you mean business. these chumps from the Ballas are sweating the homies. Go put pressure on them. Just do it. CJ                         We been putting time in the 'hood, but we gotta get the homies back together, like the old days. SWEET Yeah, you right! So you and Ryder go handle your business! (to Big Smoke) Man, they'd slang to their own Momma. They don't care about nothing. BIG SMOKE You're naïve, my friend. We gotta keep our focus. CJ and Ryder are walking out of Sweet's house. CJ                         We need some back up. You seen B                         Dup? RYDER Nah, but him and the homeboy Bear, they'd be good to have on our side. CJ                         Oh! Big Bear? Yeah, them base slangers going to be sorry now. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are in B Dup's hall. RYDER Hey, slow down, fool. You don't                         even know which door it is. CJ                         Whatever, man. This it? RYDER Yeah, this is it right here. CJ knocks on door. CJ                         Open up! You sure he still live here? RYDER Fool, I told you this it. CJ bangs again. CJ                         Open up! B DUP (from behind the door) Who the fuck is it? (opens door) CJ? What the fuck you want? Get the fuck outta here. CJ                         Wait, hold up, man. What happened to 4 life, nigga? B DUP The only thing that matters is the 'hood, homie, but you'll never understand what getting this money is like. You know what, man? Get the fuck outta here before you be                         laying on your back. Big Bear, come check this fool. CJ                         Hey, Bear? Big Bear, that's you? Hey, you still from the 'hood, homie, or what? B DUP Nah, the only thing Bear give a                         fuck about is smoking and keeping my house clean. Ain't that right, Big Bear? BIG BEAR Hell yeah. B DUP Hell yeah, what? BIG BEAR Hell, yeah, sir!                                   B DUP Now go make that mother-fucking toilet sparkle. CJ                         Oh - no, man... Bear! Come on! BIG BEAR Everyone likes to party sometimes, CJ. I'll see you around. B DUP Stay the fuck from around here - punk! CJ                         Hey, nigga, fuck you! CJ and Ryder walk out of B Dup's front door. RYDER Damn - this shit's fucked up. CJ                         I see what you mean now, man. If                         crack can do that to Big Bear, turn him into a base slave, the average mother-fucker ain't got a                         chance. RYDER Damn dope fiends and drug addicts everywhere in this city. Piss me                         off. CJ                         Looks like it's up to us then. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up near a crack dealer. RYDER Hey, check it out! Somebody's                         selling to one of the homies! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are looking down on the crack dealer. RYDER Hey, I know this cat! He a punk, used to run with a Front Yard Balla OG from Idlewood. I know his place, it's just across the tracks there. Let's check it out! CJ                         Eh, ain't that Front Yard turf? RYDER Man, are you a busta? CJ                         No, I'm down, homie! ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls up outside of the Crack Den. RYDER Ooo-eee! Man, you can smell a                         crack den a mile away! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder enter the Crack Den. RYDER Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to                         do damage! Balla Fuck them Grove Street fools! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are in Grove Street. RYDER Now that the base ain't getting pushed up in their faces... Maybe these fools should be up for some real bangin'! CJ                         Yeah, Grove gonna get back on its feet now for sure though. RYDER Later, homie. Sweet (BOSS) Drive-Thru (MISSION) CJ, Ryder, Big Smoke and Sweet are leaving Sweet's house. CJ                         What's happening with you, Ryder? BIG SMOKE Respect has to be earned, Sweet - just like money. SWEET So what you saying? You don't                         respect me? BIG SMOKE What I'm saying is... SWEET Speak up, nigga! BIG SMOKE I'm hungry! CJ                         Oh, man! Shit... Hey, what's going on? BIG SMOKE Man cannot live on bread alone. I                         know. I've tried that shit. Carl, you look a little thin, man. You gotta be hungry, man. CJ                         Yeah, I could eat. RYDER Man, what you fools trying to eat? What about some tacos? BIG SMOKE Tacos? Again? Hell no. Chicken, man. No discussion. RYDER Man, I don't want no chicken... ///MISSION\\\ CJ, Sweet, Big Smoke and Ryder enter the drive-thru at               Cluckin' Bell. CLUCKIN' BELL EMPLOYEE Can I take your order, please? BIG SMOKE Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man. CJ                         Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat boy. RYDER Gimme a number 9, just like his. SWEET Let me get a number 6 with extra dip. BIG SMOKE I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. CJ                         Hey, sorry, Bro, you know I gotta know about Moms. SWEET I know CJ, I know. I mean I'm just trying not to think about it, is                          all. I mean, I didn't even know she was hit until it was all over... BIG SMOKE Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Let's eat. RYDER Hey, don't we got beef around here? We been getting into it with these fools. BIG SMOKE I can't stand cold food. unlike you, I ain't never ate from a                         trash can. RYDER Oh, shit - trash can bitch! BIG SMOKE Pass me my food. RYDER Hey, hey look - Kilo Trays scoping us out! SWEET Damn, Ryder, you're a jinx! CJ                         Shit, them mother-fuckers headed to the 'hood! SWEET DRIVE-BY! ///MISSION\\\ The car pulls up outside Sweet's house, all four homies are in               it. BIG SMOKE That's one up for the Grove! RYDER Say what, Smoke? All you managed to do was eat my damn food up! BIG SMOKE Yeah, it was gettin' cold! SWEET Y'all comin' in for a beer? BIG SMOKE Nah baby, I need to get back to                         the crib. CJ, gimme a ride? CJ                         Alright Smoke, let's go. See y'all later. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke pull up outside Big Smoke's house. BIG SMOKE Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I've missed having you around, baby. CJ                         Thanks, man. I wish Sweet thought like that. BIG SMOKE He don't mean it, CJ. He's still real tor' up about your Moms, man. Here, get yourself a little smokey smoke on Smoke, and relax, homie. Sweet (BOSS) Nines And AK's (MISSION) Big Smoke, Ryder and Sweet are in Sweet's house playing a dice game. BIG SMOKE Gimme 15, mother-fucker. RYDER I'll right it down in a second. I                         ain't going to pencil whip you, fat sucker. Let me play first. CJ enters. CJ                         A'ight, whassup? BIG SMOKE Whassup, man? SWEET What's cracking. CJ                         Who's winning? BIG SMOKE Who do you think, huh? Me! RYDER That does it. That's game null and void, mother-fuckers! CJ                         So, what kind of guns we working with now? RYDER One-times came through, raided the spot. We ain't got shit now. CJ                         Well what you going to do if                          Ballas roll through, throw shoes at them? Say, what happened to                         Emmet? SWEET Emmet? Shit, gangstas these days got Mac's, AK's and all kind of                         stuff. Emmet, on the other hand, ain't got shit. CJ                         Well, until we get that plug, we                          gotta deal with a cat that always been there for us. BIG SMOKE Emmet's Seville Boulevard Families, we ain't too close these days, but nonetheless, I'll take you to see him. Get ourselves strapped up. Come on, man. ///MISSION\\\ Emmet is in his yard. CJ and Big Smoke enter. BIG SMOKE That's my man right there, you know what I'm saying? Emmet accidentally fires his gun. EMMET Hey! Who shot at me? What you kids want? CJ                         Hey, hey, pops, hey, what's                          happenin'? EMMET Aren't you Beverly Johnson's boy? CJ                         That's right. EMMET Brian! Say, ain't you dead? CJ                         No, Emmet - the other one. Carl. EMMET I'm sorry about Beverly. BIG SMOKE That's why we're here, sir. We                         want to get the people who did it. EMMET Well, you've come to the right place. Try anything you like, boy. Big Smoke and CJ look inside a bin. BIG SMOKE Man, look at this old shit. Big Smoke is preparing to shoot a glass bottle. BIG SMOKE Die, little glass Balla fool! Big Smoke shoots the glass bottle. ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke shoots three glass bottles. BIG SMOKE Shit, I'm the best there ever was! ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke rolls and shoots a glass bottle. BIG SMOKE Cap your ass! Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE And your ass! Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE You want some too? Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE Ice cold, baby! Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle. BIG SMOKE I knew I was the chosen one! CJ                         Oh, man, check out 'Special Agent Big Smoke'! ///MISSION\\\ All three are still in Emmet's yard. BIG SMOKE Damn, you a killer baby, ice cold! But remember something, real strength comes from within, my                         brother. EMMET Listen to the boy. BIG SMOKE Yeah, I guess Liberty didn't                         soften you none, huh? Hey look, let's split. Hey, I'll see you around Emmet. EMMET I'm 100% behind you boys. But remember this, you didn't get 'em                         from me. And remember this. Emmet is the place for guns! I've always got high quality merchandise. And I've been proudly serving the community for over 30 years! BIG SMOKE Crazy old fool. Hey look, you drive, man. CJ                         I seen newer cannons than this strap in a museum. Where we goin'? BIG SMOKE Man, I'm real tired, dude, drop me                         off at my crib, baby. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house. BIG SMOKE Thanks, CJ, I'll see you around. CJ                         Later, Smoke. CJ's phone rings. CJ                         Speak. Sweet (BOSS) Drive-By (MISSION) Ryder and Sweet are outside Sweet's house. RYDER I can drive as well as CJ, man, I'm telling you. CJ comes along. RYDER Hey, homie, whassup? CJ                         Hey, what you saying about me, fool? SWEET Whassup, man? RYDER I'm saying that the East Coast made you drive like a idiot, fool! Man, you always crashing cars and shit. And for some reason, now you back, all it is, is 'CJ drive here, CJ drive there'. Bullshit! SWEET Man, why don't you take it easy. RYDER No disrespect, man, but you can't                         drive for shit! CJ                         Thanks, man. No, no, no, say what you really mean. SWEET You such a good gunman, homie, you gotta ride shotgun. Show CJ what's                         cracking. RYDER Hey, you know something - you're                         right. Yeah, CJ, you can drive, homie. SWEET He's trippin'. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up near some Ballas. Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke are also in the car. SWEET Yeah - Ballas turf. You dogs ready? CJ                         Yeah, for sure, I'm ready. SWEET Carl, just concentrate on the driving and we'll take care of the shooting. RYDER Listen to the man, fool! And try not to park us up a tree or                         something. SWEET Yeah if the car stops, we're dead meat. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house, the other three homies are also are in it. SWEET You're down with the Grove and the Ballas know it, so watch yourself from now on, CJ. CJ                         Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know that. I'll see y'all later. BIG SMOKE Here, take this, go get yourself some beers. Sweet (BOSS) Sweet's Girl (MISSION) CJ enters Sweet's house. CJ                         Sweet, Smoke? Shit, where are all the homies at? ...Fuck they at? Damn! Fuck it! CJ walks outside Sweet's house. CJ's phone rings. CJ                         Eh. CUT TO Sweet and his girl crouching behind a house. SWEET Carl! No time to chit-chat! Been seeing a Seville Families bia. Word got out on the street and the boys don't like it. I'm pinned down in the Seville 'hood, and we                         need a ride out of here, pronto. CJ                         Oh for sure, man. Hang in there! SWEET Drive by Emmet's and get heated. ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls up in a car, Sweet and his girl get in. SWEET Seville Families on our case, nigga! ///MISSION\\\ CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house. CJ, Sweet and his girl get out. SWEET (to his girl) I'll see you inside, baby. (to CJ) Man, this set tripping is killing the Families. You did good back there! CJ                         Hey, I'm a Johnson boy! SWEET Hey, I got unfinished business. Big love. Sweet (BOSS) Cesar Vialpando (MISSION) Sweet and Kendl are in Sweet's house. SWEET I'm tired of you not listening to                         me, girl. KENDL And I'm tired of you acting like you own me. I can see who I want to see. SWEET It just ain't right you seeing some cholo mother-fucker. KENDL Ohhh, what - a no good narrow minded hypocrite gang banger telling me what is right and what is wrong. Let me guess, Sweet - senseless killing right, but a                         boyfriend from the Southside, wrong? SWEET Some things ain't just meant to                         happen. I mean what if ya'll have kids. Leroy Hernandez? That don't                         sound good, girl. KENDL His name ain't Hernandez. SWEET Well, Leroy Lopez then. KENDL Or Lopez, either, you racist fuck! That ain't how Moms raised us. SWEET I ain't racist. I just know how they feel about you. And look at                         you, you're dressed like a hooker! CJ enters. KENDL Oh and I guess you two would know what a hooker look like, huh. CJ                         You say it like it's a bad thing! SWEET and KENDL Shut up, Carl. SWEET I'm just trying to protect you. KENDL For what, so I can date one of                         your mindless friends? I don't                         think so. SWEET Don't say a word, Carl. just follow your sister, before you see another dead sibling. Then you'll                         know exactly what my problem is. She's meeting him at some cholo car club. ///MISSION\\\ CJ is outside the mod garage in Willowfield. A mechanic is in               a low-rider. MECHANIC So, you must be Sweet's bro', huh? He phoned ahead, said you might be                         looking for a car that bounces. Well I owe him big from way back, so here, this should do the trick. Custom springs should see you hopping all the way home! Try her out. Very popular with the eses - they compete in these things. You can usually find them over by                         Unity Station. If you ever want to                         mod your ride, come back any time, man. ///MISSION\\\ CJ parks his low-rider at Unity Station, an ese comes along. ESE You up for a bounce, homie? ///MISSION\\\ After CJ wins the contest the ese comes over. ESE I've seen worse, but you did alright. Kendl comes over and hugs CJ. KENDL That shit was alright! Eee! So                         since when has my brother been a                          low-rider? CJ                         Since Sweet told me to keep an eye on you, make sure that whatever you're dating don't get you in no                         trouble. Cesar comes over. CESAR Que honda? Nice hopping, holmes. KENDL Well you just shook that whatever's hand. Cesar hugs Kendl. CJ                         Hey, get your dirty hands off my                          sister! KENDL Carl! What is wrong with you? CESAR Holmes, you acting like she's your woman, eh? She's with me, cabron. So chill the fuck out. I treat her good. KENDL (to Cesar) Look, baby, don't start no shit. Don't make it worse, OK? Two eses come over. ESE 1 Horale vato. Who's this pendejo? KENDL What? Dickhead? This dickhead is                         my brother! CESAR East, holmes. He ain't from nowhere. He's cool. ESE 1 Well I say he ain't cool, holmes. I say he thinks he's gangster, man, and I don't like it. So you know what you can do for me, man? You can fuck off, pendejo, and then maybe we cool. CJ                         No, you fuck off, I'm talking to                          my sister. KENDL Carl! CESAR Jose, c'mon, holmes, I can handle this. This is important to me. ESE 1 Horale pendejo you lucky. That's                         right, you lucky Cesar's spoken for you. Vamanos muchachos. (to ese 2) Let's get some fucking beer, huh. I'm thirsty. The two eses go. KENDL Carl! What the hell were you thinking? CESAR (to Kendl) Look, baby, go get in the car, OK, I'm gonna speak to Carl. Kendl goes. CESAR Look, holmes, I love your sister, I honour her, she's my girl for life. This is why I stop you from being skinned just then. You got a                         problem with me, fine, we don't                          have to be friends. But Kendl, she's happy with me, carnal. CJ                         Yeah, OK, I guess we're cool. For now. CESAR Cesar Vialpando. CJ                         Carl Johnson - CJ. CESAR Cabron! You got a nice ride there, holmes. Maybe we'll get to kick it                         again soon, eh? CJ                         Yeah. Maybe. Big Smoke (BOSS) OG Loc (MISSION) CJ knocks on Big Smoke's door. Big Smoke and Sweet come from around the back of Big Smoke's house talking between themselves. SWEET Yeah, you know Jeffrey's been somebody's bitch for the past three weeks, right? BIG SMOKE I know! CJ notices Sweet and Big Smoke and vice versa. CJ                         Hey. BIG SMOKE Hey, CJ! SWEET Hey, what's up, CJ? CJ                         Whassup? BIG SMOKE Whassup, man? Wanna go to prison? CJ                         What? SWEET Nah... To pick up Jeffrey. He's                         touching down today. You wanna roll? CJ                         Yeah, for sure. What's Jeffrey doing locked up, anyway? SWEET We'll talk about that later, man. Let's roll, we're late. ///MISSION\\\ CJ, Sweet and Big Smoke pull up outside the prison. OG Loc is               waiting for them. BIG SMOKE Hey, there that fool go. SWEET Look at this fool, man...                         Perpetrating like he bangin'... BIG SMOKE ...Think he hard... I know that fool can't be serious. CJ                         Hey, what's happening with you, Jeffrey? OG LOC Hey, man, it's OG Loc, homie - OG                         Loc! CJ                         My bad. How was it, though, homie? OG LOC Man, what you think? How was it... BIG SMOKE (to OG Loc) Hey, chill out, dude. So what you want to do now? OG LOC Man, I gotta kill some cholo mother-fucker. He was dissin' me, man! BIG SMOKE Hey Jeffrey, I thought you was going to, uh, college. OG LOC Man, fuck you! Mother-fucker done stole my rhymes. He's in East Flores. Hey, gimme a strap. SWEET Man, why don't you stall us out with that shit and get in the car. Fool. ///MISSION\\\ CJ, OG Loc, Big Smoke and Sweet pull up outside Freddy's               house. OG LOC Man, this is the spot! CJ                         Ain't this a Vagos' 'hood? OG LOC Man, I don't give a shit, I'm                         gangsta! BIG SMOKE C'mon, let's leave Loc to deal with Casanova. CJ                         Hey, I'll stick with Jeff - I                          mean, Loc! SWEET OK, cool. I'll see you guys back on the set. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and OG Loc go up to Freddy's door. OG LOC Freddy! I've come for you, you mother-fucker! CJ                         Hey, Loc, hold up! FREDDY Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea, man - that was just a prison thing! I got plenty of muchachas on the outside, I don't need your scrawny ass! OG LOC Man, ignore him, CJ, I don't know what he talking about. Hey, yo', gimme back my rhymes you thief, I'm gangsta! FREDDY You dropped the soap, sugar, I                         don't know nothing about any rhymes! Freddy comes out of the back door, hops onto a motorbike and rides away. OG LOC Hey, hey! Mother-fucker's making a                         run for it! CJ                         Hey Loc, get back here, nigga you crazy! OG LOC Eh yo', back off me CJ, I gotta protect my rep'! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and OG Loc are standing over Freddy's dead body. OG LOC Don't you say a damn thing, CJ. CJ                         Was you lonely, Loc? Hey, I like a                         nice moustache myself! OG LOC I keep it real, unlike you fake ass mother-fuckers. CJ                         C'mon, gangsta. Let's get back to                         the Grove. OG LOC Nah, I can't, I gotta go and sign in for this damn job! CJ                         Whatever you want. You want a ride anyway? OG LOC Sure thing. Let's roll. ///MISSSION\\\ CJ and OG Loc pull up outside the Burger Shot. OG LOC Thanks for the ride, CJ. Don't be                         a stranger, fool. CJ                         Yeah, for sure, I'll see you around. OG LOC Like a quarter pound! Later. Big Smoke (BOSS) Running Dog (MISSION) CJ walks up to Big Smoke's door. Tenpenny and Pulaski are just leaving Big Smoke's house. TENPENNY (to CJ) BOO! CJ                         Asshole. TENPENNY Yo Carl, see you around... CJ                             (to himself) Fuck they doing over here, anyway? Punk-ass police. Big Smoke emerges from his house. BIG SMOKE Those nosey mother-fuckers won't                         leave me alone! Think I'm Mr. Big, or something. But I don't tell them shit. For me, it's all about my homeboy, Carl. CJ                         Yeah, whatever you say. BIG SMOKE Yo, the gang's real important, CJ, you know that! You down to                         represent, baby? CJ                         Yeah. BIG SMOKE Look, my cousin is coming into town from Mexico, I gots to go                         scoop her up. CJ                         Alright then, c'mon. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke pull up alongside two eses. BIG SMOKE OK, my cousin Mary's in there, sweet sticky bud fresh off the plantation. Here, pull up here, let me do the talking. CJ                         Man, I shoulda known. BIG SMOKE (to the eses) Hey - excuse me, Jose, yo soy El                         Grando Smokio, and I want that grass? Comprende? ESE 1 Eh, fuck you cabron. CJ                         What? BIG SMOKE Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el                         weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio. ESE 1 Chinga a tu madre, pendejo. CJ                         Man, let me get the heater on                          this...                Big Smoke sneaks out of the car with a baseball bat. CJ                         Get him, Smoke. Yeah, yeah, you go                         get that shit, nigga...                Big Smoke hits ese 1 over the head with the baseball bat. ESE 1 Damn! BIG SMOKE Yeah, mother-fucker, Big Smoke! Remember that name! CJ and Big Smoke run after ese 2. BIG SMOKE We gotta stick with him! Big Smoke stops. BIG SMOKE I ain't built for this shit! ///MISSION\\\ Wrong Side Of The Tracks (MISSION) CJ is outside Big Smoke's house. Tenpenny and Pulaski come out of Big Smoke's garage with Big Smoke still inside it. TENPENNY Hey, Carl, keeping busy, I hope. CJ                         You know me, Officer Tenpenny. TENPENNY Yeah, I know you, Carl. I know everything about you. CJ                         Don't touch me. Get you pig hands off me... TENPENNY That's right, Carl, I got my eye on you. CJ                         And? Like I give a fuck. PULASKI We're watching you, Carl! Pulaski throws his cigarette at CJ. CJ                         Mother-fucker! Tenpenny and Pulaski leave. Big Smoke comes out of his garage. BIG SMOKE What was that all about, baby? CJ                         You tell me. BIG SMOKE Aw hell, man, they got their nose in everything. Can't shit without Tenpenny taking an interest. The hell with him. CJ                         Yeah, I guess. What's really up? BIG SMOKE Hey, thinking of taking a little ride. Three deep mentioned a                         little something that might put us                          deeper in the game. CJ                         A'ight, I'm down. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke pull up at Unity Station. CJ                         What we looking for, Smoke? BIG SMOKE Some Vagos cats meeting some San Fierro Rifa, cutting some kind of                         deal. CJ                         San Fierro? I thought Northern Mexicans don't mix with Los Santos eses. BIG SMOKE Shit, you got me. CJ                         That look like them! BIG SMOKE Mother-fuckers clocked us! Four eses jump on top of a train leaving the station. BIG SMOKE We got to get these fools! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house. BIG SMOKE Hey, you better clear out, CJ. I                         don't want those C.R.A.S.H. fools trying to pull you into some shit! CJ                         Alright, homie. You be careful with those cats. I'm gonna see you later. Big Smoke (BOSS) Just Business (MISSION) CJ walks up to Big Smoke's garage but doesn't see him in there so he knocks on his back door. Big Smoke pops up from behind his car in the garage. BIG SMOKE Hey, CJ, baby, whassup man? CJ                         What's happening, Smoke? BIG SMOKE Chillin'. Wanna go for a ride? CJ                         Yeah. BIG SMOKE You drive. CJ                         A'ight. BIG SMOKE We're going downtown. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke are walking up to the building in Downtown. BIG SMOKE Look Carl, before I walk in there I just need to know you down with this shit, man. CJ                         Look, Smoke, we go way back. We                         Groves, man! BIG SMOKE That's what I'm talking about, that's my dog! Hey look, if you hear shit start to pop off, come in there blasting, a'ight? CJ                         I'm down, dog. (to a woman sat at a                              table) Hey, baby, want company? BIG SMOKE (from inside the building) Mother-fuckers! CJ runs into the building. BIG SMOKE CJ, get in here - oh there you are! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Big Smoke jump on a motorbike. BIG SMOKE Time to return the favour baby, get on! ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke is driving the motorbike with CJ on the back. A               truck bursts through the barriers on a bridge and lands just behind them. ///MISSION\\\ With Big Smoke still driving and CJ still on the back of               the motorbike, Big Smoke drives onto the ramp of the truck and goes over it just before it explodes. ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke brings the motorbike to a halt in a car park. CJ                         We lost 'em, Smoke! Man, we better split up. BIG SMOKE I'll take it --- (the motorbike) --- another block and dump it. Man, that was some crazy shit back there! CJ                         Yeah, for sure. Listen, we can't                         hang around here - I'll see you later, homie. BIG SMOKE Much love, baby! Ryder (BOSS) Home Invasion (MISSION) Ryder is digging in his garden. CJ enters. RYDER (to himself) Damn! Where the fuck...? CJ                         Man, what you doing? Digging graves? RYDER Damn, where the fuck did I put it, man? CJ                         Put what, nigga? RYDER Man, the fucking water. I need a                         little something before I go deal with things. CJ                         What things, fool? RYDER My homie, LB - he told me about this army mother-fucker who's got all the guns we need. Not that old school Emmet bullshit neither! CJ                         I'm down. Let's roll. RYDER Yeah, you always down, homie. Apart from when you ain't around here. CJ                         Nigga, fuck you. RYDER Damn! Man, you want some of this? (his joint) CJ                         No, man - I'm cool on that. Where we going? RYDER This till overlooking East Beach. Better yet, we better wait until it's dark, catch the mother-fucker while he in bed! CJ                         Yeah - I'm feeling that. RYDER Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's                         it... C'mon, nigga, what you waiting for? Look! Ryder points to the ground. CJ                         Let it go. CUT TO CJ and Ryder getting in a Boxville van. RYDER Get in fool! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder pull up outside the house in East Beach. RYDER Let's storm the place. CJ                         Hold up. Let's creep in, grab the guns, and bounce out. RYDER Yeah, yeah, I got it - ninja style! Right... (to the man in the house) Come out you old bastard! CJ                         Shut up! RYDER He can't stop me, you busta, Carl! OK, fool, in you go - I'll keep watch. ///MISSION\\\ CJ gets back into the Boxville van. CJ                         Let's get up out of here. Ryder gets into the Boxville van. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder are just coming out of the lockup garage. RYDER You see, I told you! Simple! CJ                         Yeah that was a real breeze. RYDER Say, CJ - you gotta get it in your head that this is everyday shit, homie. CJ                         OK, look, I'm tired, I'll see you later. RYDER A'ight, holmes. Just think about what I said. Ryder (BOSS) Catalyst (MISSION) CJ walks into Ryder's house, Ryder is cooking up some drugs. CJ                         Hey, Ryder? What the hell you doing? RYDER Nigga, I couldn't find that wet I                         buried, so I'm making my own. It's                         easy, fool. CJ                         Oooh! That's strong. Man, don't                         do that! You'll sauté the both of                         us. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez enter. TENPENNY Morning, boys. RYDER Man, who you calling a boy, fool? TENPENNY What should I call you? Midget? PULASKI How about prick? TENPENNY Prick... PULASKI Yeah, prick works. RYDER Man, fuck you. TENPENNY Bitch, get outta here. Tenpenny takes a smell of what Ryder has been cooking. TENPENNY Mmm... Smells good. What's                         cooking? Where's mine? RYDER Man, just chill out, a'ight. Move. Ryder hands Tenpenny a bottle of his brew. RYDER Here. Don't be sweating me, mother-fucker. TENPENNY Mmm, my wife loves this stuff, man. Anyway, there's a train gonna make an unscheduled stop just down the way. It's got a, how you say, 'little something something' on                         board for you boys. Square business, man. PULASKI Catch you later, homeboys. RYDER Asshole. TENPENNY Oh Carl, try not to kill any more respected police officers. Please? PULASKI Crime has certainly gone up since you got back, kid. CJ                         Just doing my part for the community. TENPENNY Your train's gonna be there in                         five. ///MISSION\\\ Some Ballas drive up to the train where CJ and Ryder are. ///MISSION\\\ CJ climbs onto the back of the train. The train sets off. CJ                         Damn, what is that? RYDER Chill out, fool, we're gonna be                         right behind you! ///MISSION\\\ CJ gets back in Ryder's car, along with another GSF homie. RYDER Hop in the car and stamp out, fool! ///MISSION\\\ CJ drives the car into Grove Street and backs it up into Ryder's Driveway, still with Ryder in the car. RYDER Damn, homie, your stuff was tight! CJ                         You too, homie! RYDER LB's coming over to stash the shit. CJ                         OK, later then. RYDER For life CJ, for life - you heard? Ryder (BOSS) Robbing Uncle Sam (MISSION) Ryder is smoking a joint in his garden. CJ enters. CJ                         Hey, Ryder! This nigga's loaded...                         Ryder! RYDER Yeeaahh, CJ... Hey, CJ, tell me                         why I didn't finish high school. CJ                         Because you been dealing drugs, man, since the age of ten! RYDER No, that ain't it. CJ                         Because you went and put hands on                          that teacher for wearing Ballas colours! RYDER No, that ain't it either. It's                         'cause I'm too intelligent for this shit, man. I am the real deal, fool. Oh yeah. A genius. CJ                         Oh, oh yeah... RYDER Who has more straps than anybody? Who has all the straps, huh? CJ                         A man with a lot of guns? Shit, I                         give up! RYDER The army, my nigga, the army! Let's go. CJ                         Yeah... Yeah! Ryder pushes the joint towards CJ's face. RYDER Go hit the wet, nigga. Go hit the wet! CJ                         Get that outta my face, man, you know I don't fuck with that, man. C'mon! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder pull up outside the National Guard Depot. RYDER This is the spot - National Guard Depot. CJ                         Man, this shit look real serious. Are we up for this? RYDER It's National Guard, fool! Weekend soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove Street OG's!               ///MISSION\\\ CJ puts the sixth and last crate into the van. RYDER C'mon, CJ, we got enough! CJ, get up front and drive us outta here! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Ryder park the van down an alleyway. RYDER That shit was tight! CJ                         Tight? Man, that shit was shit. RYDER Man, you say you down for the homies, but all you do is                         complain. OG Loc (BOSS) Life's A Beach (MISSION) CJ is outside the Burger Shot with OG Loc, who is pulling a               mop and bucket. CJ                         Looking real technical, gangsta! OG LOC Carl? You ain't run off again yet? CJ                         No, gangsta, I'm here for good. OG LOC Yeah? Well, fuck this gig, man. I'm putting together a listening party for my album, but first I                         need a sound system... CJ                         Hey, I'm down, as long as I don't                          have to go to the party. OG LOC What you talking about, fool? Guaranteed I start playing, everyone'll come through. CJ                         Being real, OG, I really ain't                          into rap no more. I'm more into that hardcore gangsta shit. OG LOC Well that's me, homie, that's me! OG Loc, baby! CJ                         Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I only like them if they rhyme real well... Y'know, well... Anyway, what you want me to steal? OG LOC That's what I'm talking about, love for your homies... Now check it, I caught me a real fly sound system cruising through the drive- thru. I think they headed down to                         the beach for a beach party. Now check this out, I'll roll with you, and on the way I'll kick a                         couple of freestyles... (rapping) It's OG Loc in the place, y'all want to stop me with a gun in your face, OG! OG! CJ                         Yeah yeah yeah yeah, man, look, shut the fuck up. Maybe I need to                         do this on my own. I believe in                         you. Gangsta 4 life, homie. 4                         life! OG LOC Yeah - for life, homie... ///MISSION\\\ CJ drives the van into a garage. Madd Dogg's Rhymes (MISSION) OG Loc is in the Burger Shot bathroom with a mop and bucket. OG LOC (rapping) Hey hey hey, it's OG Loc, homie, and I'm gonna kick it a little something like this... Hey yo', when I came through up in the place, You don't want me to call with a gun in your face... I feel it harder, Than anybody in the world could do, Just like a...               A man comes out of the toilet cubicle. MAN Yo'! That shit sucks! Damn! The man goes. OG LOC Damn - my shit was whack! CJ enters. CJ                         Hey, what's happening, Loc? OG LOC Hey, Carl - what up, man? CJ                         Hey, dude - you ever thought about getting a writer to help you out with this shit? OG LOC Yeah, I did. But who, homie, who? CJ                         Shit, I ain't in the rap game, you know, that ain't my thing. But we'll have to think about something. Man. OG LOC How about if I get somebody to                         write something for me, only they didn't know about it? CJ                         What? OG LOC I think I just might have found a                         ghost writer. I'll become the reciter, all nighter, all righter! Madd Dogg's rhyme book! From his home in the hills! CJ                         Madd Dogg's rhyme book? OG LOC Man, you said you'd help, Carl. C'mon, man. (rapping) I'm hot, Like fire, All nighter, All righter, When I kick it, I                         feel I hit it... CJ                         Hey hey hey'ey'ey'ey. I'll do                         anything, homie. I swear that. OK? ///MISSION\\\ (On screen) The rhyme book is in Madd Dogg's recording studio. (On screen) Madd Dogg's personal security are patrolling the mansion. Do not use any guns on your way to the rhyme book - you will alert them. Use stealth to steal the rhyme book. (On screen) The first guard cannot see you. This means you can sneak up behind him with a melee weapon and perform a stealth kill. ///MISSION\\\ (On screen) A guard is patrolling the swimming pool area. Observing his route will allow you to work out how to get passed him undetected. ///MISSION\\\ (On screen) A guard is coming. (On screen) Find a suitable place to hide before he spots you. Look for an area with shadows. ///MISSION\\\ (On screen) If you walk straight past the guard here he will see you. Try crouching and walking past the bar to remain out of his line of sight. A man is playing a computer game. MAN This sucks. I mean, how could Refractions mess up so bad? Tanner, you suck ass! ///MISSION\\\ CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot. OG Loc is standing outside it. CJ                         Hey Loc, I got what you wanted. OG LOC Holmes, you ice cold, dude! CJ                         Hey, I'll catch you later. OG LOC Peace, homie! OG Loc (BOSS) Management Issues (MISSION) CJ is in the Burger Shot. CJ                         Hey, 'scuse me. Loc around here? BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE Whuh? Who? You want fries with that? CJ                         Loc, is he available for coh-myoo- nee-kay-shun? (communication) BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE Who? Loc? Oh you mean Jeffrey! Yeah, our Appliance Technician called in sick so Jeff- LOC, he                         got promoted. CJ                         So... BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE So, he's out back cleaning the fryer. CJ goes out back, were OG Loc is cleaning the fryer. CJ                         Hey, what up, Loc? OG LOC CJ. What's up, homie? Hey - my                         shit is so tight right now, it's                          about to bust! CJ                         So you happy now, homie? OG LOC Happy? Man, hell, no. I can't take this shit much longer. Man, I'm an                         artiste! I'd rather be inside! Man, I can't get a deal for nothing. Mother-fuckers always wanna keep a nigga down. And that Scipio, Madd Dogg's manager, is                         putting it on me real heavy, man. He crampin' my style for real. CJ                         Heavy? Man, he's five foot three. OG LOC But that fool strong. Man, we                         gotta take him out. He done blackballed me, man. I can't get in the game no way. I told you I'm                         an artist, a communicator and nobody can even hear my message. He's going around, telling everybody I'm whack. CJ                         Well, he obviously ain't heard your new shit. That shit is                         outrageous. OG LOC That's what I'm talking about, man. Down, with a frown, on the town, a sad clown. CJ                         Alright, so what you want me to                          do? OG LOC I want you to take that mother- fucker out! CJ                         Kill him? OG LOC Well, I didn't mean date him. Listen, he's gonna be attending some awards ceremony, and that's                         the only time he leaves Dogg's                          side. ///MISSION\\\ CJ is in one of three parked cars. MAN (via radio) Hey, what kept you? Come on we                         need to go and pick up the boss! CUT TO the Awards Show. REPORTER Congratulations on your award, you must be thrilled! SCIPIO Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like to thank my fans, my Momma and my                         dealer. Cut back to the three cars. MAN (via radio) Hold position in the middle of the motorcade until we get to the Awards Show. Stick close and let's                         roll! ///MISSION\\\ CJ is waiting in the car while people are leaving the Awards Show, Scipio gets in the car, along with a woman. SCIPIO Hey, man. Take me back to Dogg's                         mansion. CJ                         Not today, asshole. Today we're                         taking the scenic route, via the bottom of the ocean! ///MISSION\\\ The car flies over the edge of the pier, minus CJ. SCIPIO (slow-motion voice) Holy FUUUUUUUUUUCK! Between missions. CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot, OG Loc is coming out. OG LOC (to somebody in Burger                              Shot) Hey, fuck you, man! And I don't                         care what you heard, I ain't                          nobody's Ass Technician, bitch! CJ                         Hey, hey, whassup, Loc? OG LOC 'Technician' ain't gangsta, that's                         whassup! CJ                         I heard that! OG LOC Listen, Carl. If I'm going back to                         a cell, I wanna have a big party first. This may be my last chance to get heard. CJ                         OK, so what's the plan? OG LOC Well I'm gonna slide back over to                         Grove Street and get those sounds bombastic-fantastic. CJ                         Alright, so what do you want me to                          do? OG LOC I want you to get ready for the party! Then get some girls, man! CJ                         OK... OG LOC Get some real fly girls, you know what I'm saying? The ones in                         bikinis and shit, in the videos? I                         told you, brother, I am the chronicler of our struggle, the voice of the Families, like Moses, only keeping it real. You know what I'm saying? OG Loc (BOSS) House Party (MISSION) OG Loc is rapping at a party in his house. OG LOC Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is me, OG                         Loc, in the house, baby... And I'm                         gonna... drop it down for all my                         real gangsta niggaz... All of my                         gangsta bitches...                CJ enters. OG LOC (still rapping) Speaking about gangsta, look at my                         man CJ right there - what up, nigga? What UUUUUUUUPPPP... CJ                             (to Ryder) ...Thought the mother-fucking mic was broke... RYDER Hey, what's up, homie! CJ                         What's up, Ryder. RYDER All the homies in the back, man, away from this whack music. CJ                         Man, I'm furious. RYDER C'mon. OG LOC (still rapping) I'm the man in the place, Punch you in the face, A gun in my                         waist... It's Loc, baby! Yo' it's                         Loc Loc - it's Loc Loc... Ryder and CJ go outside into Grove street, where Sweet and three GSF homies are. RYDER Damn, man, his lyrics is horrible! CJ                         That dude need some work, man. RYDER Hell, yeah. SWEET What up, fellas. CJ                         Hey, what's up with you, baby! SWEET So you back on the block, huh? CJ                         Hell, yeah! SWEET You a real killer, huh? RYDER What he done that I ain't - huh? SWEET What you talkin' about, nigga? CJ                         Yeah, relax, man! A GSF homie pulls up on a bicycle. HOMIE Hey, a Ballas posse is about to                         run up! They headed up here right now! SWEET Looks like we backed them Ballas against the wall, huh? RYDER Hey, CJ, strap up! It's Grove Street! Sweet, Ryder and the three GSF homies run out of OG Loc's               house. RYDER I'll go get Smoke and some Grove boys! SWEET OK, get some cars, block the road. The rest of y'all get heated. Sweet and a GSF homie block the road with two cars. Two Ballas cars pull up. ///MISSION\\\ Four more Ballas appear on the bridge. SWEET Hey hey, look up, more of them on                         the bridge! ///MISSION\\\ More Ballas appear from down the alleyway. SWEET Carl! Cover the alleyway! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Sweet are heading back to OG Loc's party. SWEET GROVE IS KING! CJ                         Man, I ain't never seen the Ballas roll that deep before. SWEET Yeah, they heard Carl Johnson was running with his brother again! CJ                         Yeah, fo' sure. SWEET C'mon, let's get back to the party. CJ                         Shit man, once Loc got off the mic', then the party got started. Cesar Vialpando (BOSS) High Stakes, Low-Rider (MISSION) CJ walks into Cesar's driveway. Kendl and Cesar are in a low- rider. CESAR Heeeyyy, CJ, you made it! CJ                         What's the bi'ness? KENDL Hey CARL! CJ                         Hey, baby. CESAR Nice ride, man. That's no                         carrucha! You sure you want to                         risk that baby? CJ                         Yeah, I'm sure. How much they talking about? CESAR It's hard cash or your pink slip in the pot. Con Safos, eh. Then you pull up and race. First past the post wins, con chota, sin chota. CJ                         OK, for sure, I'm down. CESAR Watch out, CJ, these boys don't                         like to lose, eh... CJ                         Yeah, well me either. CESAR Follow me to the race, dude! ///MISSION\\\ Frank Tenpenny (BOSS) Burning Desire (MISSION) CJ enters the doughnut shop. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez are sat at a table. TENPENNY HEY! CARL JOHNSON! CJ! CJ                             (to himself) Oh, shit... TENPENNY Come on over here, son! TENPENNY (to Hernandez) Move over, let him sit down, asshole! (to CJ) So you finally found time to drop by. CJ                         Man, I've been busy. I've been burying my Moms, man. PULASKI Sounds like a fucking excuse to                         me. TENPENNY Officer Pulaski thinks you're                         trying to screw with us, Carl. Now you get this straight. We own you. You're ours. We can shit on you from such a height you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand? PULASKI He better fucking understand. TENPENNY Yeah, he better had. Time to go to                         work, CJ, and earn your freedom. There's a guy holed up across town. You got that address, Pulaski? Another gangbanging, drug-pushing, cop-killing bitch, just like you. We don't like him and he don't like us. Now you make sure he never leaves the neighbourhood - not even in a box. Now get the fuck outta here! ///MISSION\\\ CJ sets a house sets on fire. A Vagos homie comes running out, burning. (On screen) You've trapped a girl inside the burning building. You'll have to save her. ///MISSION\\\ CJ walks into the bedroom with Denise inside it. DENISE Oh God, I'm so scared! The ceiling collapses on the landing. DENISE OH-MY-GOD, what was that? CJ                         Hey, the building's starting to                          collapse, we gotta get out of                          here, fast! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Denise exit the burning house. DENISE Hey, man, I owe you my life... ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Denise pull up outside Denise's house. CJ                         Hey, what's your name? DENISE Denise, Denise Robinson. Give me a                         call sometime, we should go out, or something. CJ                         Yeah, I'd like that. DENISE OK, I'll catch you later, CJ. Frank Tenpenny (BOSS) Gray Imports (MISSION) CJ is walking into the doughnut shop just as Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez are coming out. PULASKI Carl! CJ                         Damn! PULASKI Where you off to? CJ                         Shit! TENPENNY Where you running off to, Carl, I                         thought we were friends?! CJ                         Yeah, whatever. TENPENNY As an officer in charge of putting an end to gang violence, I find myself in a difficult moral position, Carl. CJ                         Yeah right. TENPENNY Carl, I'm hurt, I truly am. And just as I was about to help those poor Grove Street boys. CJ                         Oh yeah? How? TENPENNY I like the status quo, Carl. I                         like having all you bastards doing my job for me - blowing each other's guts all over the sidewalk. CJ                         Dumb bastards? TENPENNY Now, if it's brought to my                         attention that one tribe gets an                          unfair advantage over another, that truly troubles me, Carl. CJ                         So what you saying, man? TENPENNY I'm saying the Ballas have brains, Carl, they watch the news. I'm                         saying they're making friends, cutting deals, and tooling up for more than half-assed drive-bys. Lots of cheap guns coming into America since the fall of the wall, Carl. CJ                         Man, cut that bullshit, Tenpenny - just say what you mean, man. TENPENNY Go check out a bust freight warehouse down the docklands and you'll see what I mean, Carl. CJ                         Yeah, OK. PULASKI Y'all take care, now! CJ                         For sure. ///MISSION\\\ (On screen) The Russians and the Ballas are having a meeting inside the warehouse. (On screen) You will have to find some way inside. ///MISSION\\\ Sweet (BOSS) Doberman (MISSION) (On screen) This is Ammu-Nation, you can buy weapons and ammunition here. (On screen) This is Glen Park, which is Ballas territory. (On screen) You must take out the enemy gang to gain this territory as your own. ///MISSION\\\ (On screen) The territory is now owned by the Grove Street Families and is marked green on the radar. (On screen) Your gang members can now be found in this territory. (On screen) Your territory will come under constant attack from enemy gangs and you must defend it. (On screen) When an attack takes place the territory will flash red and an icon will be placed on the radar. (On screen) You will gain respect and money for taking over territory, the money will appear in Grove Street. A Balla comes running out of a house. BALLA Tenpenny set me up! ///MISSION\\\ Los Sepulcros (MISSION) CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street. SWEET Carl, whassup, baby brother? CJ                         What's happening. SWEET Peep this - Tenpenny just came by. Said that one of them Ballas that you and Smoke laid out, Little Weasel, is getting buried. And all the OGs gonna be there. CJ                         At a funeral? SWEET Yeah, we just catch all those ball-sack-ass-niggaz at one time! CJ                         At a funeral. SWEET Just like Momma's. Let's go pop these mother-fuckers out. Hey, look, we gotta go do something real big. Put Grove Street on the map for good. 4 life! CJ                         A'ight, nigga. Let's roll. ///MISSION\\\ Sweet's car pulls up at the back of the cemetery, CJ, Sweet and two GSF homies get out. SWEET This is it. Sweet and the two homies jump over the wall. SWEET OK, CJ, come on over! ///MISSION\\\ Sweet, CJ and the two homies are at the back of the graveyard. SWEET Y'all take up positions, and wait for Kane. Here he comes... Looks like that busta's wearing armour. Might take a round or two to drop his ass. ///MISSION\\\ Sweet and CJ pull up in Grove Street. SWEET Man, we was a force back there. Everybody go home, stay low, we                         ain't seen each other all day, copy? I'll catch you later, Carl. Sweet (BOSS) Reuniting The Families (MISSION) Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke are watching a porno in Sweet's               house. BIG SMOKE Damn, that bitch is bad! Oh, yeah! CJ enters. CJ                         Whassup, y'all! BIG SMOKE Whassup, playa! SWEET Whassup CJ! Turn that TV off right quick. Listen up, fellas, like we                         were saying. No more base in the streets. CJ                         Finally. SWEET Peep this - we're gonna unite the families once more. Because the Ballas have been pumping our guys full of base for too long, while we argue amongst ourselves. So all the Families sets are gonna meet down at the Jefferson Motel. I say it's time we went down there and made it official. Keep that shit off our streets! I vote I'm our representative on this one. CJ                         That's right. BIG SMOKE Hey, it's all good. If Sweet thinks he can handle it, I'm down with him, man. SWEET A'ight - let's roll, homies. CJ                         Let's do this. BIG SMOKE Yeah, let's go, man. ///MISSION\\\ CJ, Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke pull up outside the Jefferson Motel. SWEET OK, it's strictly one rep' per set - you guys are gonna have to wait here. CJ                         We'll be there just in case, bro. SWEET Thanks, homie, but I'm down with these boys. Sweet gets out of the car and goes into the Jefferson Motel. RYDER I don't like this, man. Look at                         all them other family 'hoods! They used to be Grove Streets. CJ                         Relax. We straight, they straight. How about you, Smoke? BIG SMOKE Hey, I'm feelin' a little exposed, but I'm good. A police chopper flies above them. POLICEMAN (on a megaphone in the                              chopper) This is the Los Santos Police Department; everybody stay where you are! CJ gets out of the car. CJ                         Oh shit! POLICEMAN (on megaphone) All units Rock 'n' roll! Police start to drop from the chopper on ropes. RYDER (to CJ) Man, what you doin'? BIG SMOKE Carl, get back in, man we outta here baby! CJ                         I ain't leavin' my brother, I                          ain't no busta! Big Smoke and Ryder start to drive off. RYDER Man, it's every mother-fucker for himself! ///MISSION\\\ CJ enters a bedroom in the Jefferson Motel, where Sweet is. SWEET What took you? Where's Smoke and Ryder? CJ                         They shook on us! SWEET Fuck it, let's get out of here! CJ and Sweet are on the roof of the Jefferson Motel. The police chopper is still hovering above them. POLICEMAN (on megaphone) This is the Los Santos Police Department. SWEET CJ, that chopper's all over us! Hit it! ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Sweet run out onto the pavement. SWEET Ah shit, what now? CJ                         It's Smoke and Ryder! Big Smoke and Ryder pull up in the car. RYDER Get in! CJ and Sweet get into the car. CJ                         Hit the gas! Eh man, I'm running low. (on ammunition) RYDER I got a 'K here! ///MISSION\\\ Two policemen are on motorbikes. They drop their doughnuts. POLICEMAN 1 Waste of good doughnuts. POLICEMAN 2 Let's roll. ///MISSION\\\ Big Smoke is driving high speed down an alleyway. All four homies are still in the car. SWEET Slow down, Smoke, SLOW DOWN! BIG SMOKE Oh shit, the brakes is out! The car slams through an advertising board and onto the motorway. It crashes into a truck and blows up. CJ, Sweet, Big Smoke and Ryder had jumped out just before the car went through the board and over the edge. BIG SMOKE Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a                         story to tell when we passin' the blunt! SWEET Man, that was some serious shit! Woo! RYDER Fuck this! We gotta get outta here! SWEET Ryder's right, everybody split up, and we'll meet up later. Sweet (BOSS) The Green Sabre (MISSION) Sweet and four GSF homies are in Sweet's house. SWEET So this is it - this is when we                         show the Ballas what bangin' is                          all about. Grove Street is king! Say it with me niggaz, Grove Street is KING! Yeah! HOMIES GROVE STREET IS KING! CJ enters. SWEET Whassup, CJ. Where you been? CJ                         Hey sorry, bro, I got caught up. SWEET Yeah, you probably was hittin' one o' them Ballas rats. Yeah I know what you was up to, nigga! (to the four homies) Listen up - y'all down with CJ, right? He's been through a lot, I                         mean we all been through a lot. But CJ's helping us clean up the 'hood. He's taken the fight to the enemy - CJ                         Yeah. SWEET Showing all of us how we used to                         bang, what it used to mean to be a                          Grove Street Family. CJ, you're my                         brother, my running dog. I should have never doubted you. CJ                         It's nothing. SWEET But you're home now, partner - home. CJ                         For sure. SWEET Listen up! I want all y'all to go                         get heated, and meet me Downtown under the Mulholland Intersection. We're gonna roll on these Balla mother-fuckers! HOMIE 1 A'ight, a'ight! SWEET I'll see y'all in traffic. HOMIE 2 Yeah, let's roll! Throughout Sweet's speech the homies were constantly agreeing. SWEET (to CJ) You in? CJ                         Hell yeah, I'm in, I'm your running dog, Sweet. SWEET Yeah, my nigga... Alright, you go                         get heated up, and I'll meet you at the crossroads. CJ is outside Sweet's house, his phone rings. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Cesar are in a car down an alleyway. CJ                         So you dragged me way across town to see... what? CESAR Just in time, ese, take a good hard look over there. CJ                         So, some Ballas hanging around a                          dope spot, so what? CESAR Just watch, homie. Ryder and Big Smoke come out of the door that the Ballas have just walked out of. CJ                         What the fuck? Oh, no! Shit, Smoke, what you into? CESAR Ssshhh, ese, look at that ride... Big Smoke and Ryder pull open a garage door, Tenpenny is               inside the garage along with a green Sabre. (car) CJ                         That's the mother-fucking green Sabre! (to himself) Shit, Smoke... C.R.A.S.H. makin' you sell us out! Moms! CESAR Sorry ese, I heard a rumour and poked around. I didn't believe it                         myself but... CJ                         No, no, you did the right thing. I                         owe you, Ces. I gotta go tell Sweet about - Oh, fuck! Sweet! Look, go get Kendl and take her to                         a safe place! CESAR What you thinking? CJ                         It's Sweet, I think him and the homies is walking into a trap! Just go, GO! ///MISSION\\\ CJ is at the Mulholland Intersection. There is a battle going on between the GSF homies, (including Sweet) and the Ballas. Sweet has been shot and is stumbling to the floor. CJ                         Eh, Sweet man, you alright? You been hit! SWEET CJ... Where you been? CJ                         Cesar called, showed me some shit. It's Smoke, and he in deep with Tenpenny and some Ballas! He sold us out! SWEET It doesn't matter, man - you gotta get out of here. The cops gonna arrive any second. CJ                         Nah man, I ain't runnin' out on my                          brother! Yo', Ballas! I'm taking you mother-fuckers, you hear me? I'M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN! ///MISSION\\\ Police close in on the battle. CJ holds his hands up in the air whilst Sweet is clutching his stomach on the floor. CUT TO CJ, Tenpenny and Pulaski in a police car in the middle- of-nowhere. CJ has a bag over his head. Hernandez is outside the car having a piss. TENPENNY You got a bag over you head, boy. How you feel about that? CJ                         Man, take it off. Please, man, I                         can't breathe! Please! TENPENNY Oh, alright. But only because you said please. Tenpenny takes the bag off CJ's head. CJ                         You fucking sick mother-fucker! TENPENNY Intimidate those who intimidate others, Carl. It's my job. Right, Ed? CJ                         Hey, man, where we at? TENPENNY The middle-of-fucking-nowhere. Nice, clean air. CJ                         Fucking Smoke! Oh, Sweet! TENPENNY Sweet is alive. Alive and inside. He's in a prison hospital being treated for gunshot wounds, awaiting trial. PULASKI Yeah, somehow, nobody's caught you yet. TENPENNY Oh yeah, you should be glad, Carl. Your moron brother's alive. Your street trash, soon to be turned out sister's alive. And, she's                         only sucking one grease-ball's                          dick. Things are going pretty well for you, Carl. So behave, nigga. PULASKI We want you to do a little favour for us, Carl. CJ, Tenpenny and Pulaski are now outside of the police car. Hernandez is still pissing on the side of the road. CJ                         I can't believe that nigga Smoke turned on me. PULASKI Smoke? Smoke does exactly what he's told. He learned that lesson a long time ago. TENPENNY Homies for life? Street loyalty? That's all bullshit, Carl. Didn't                         you learn that when they ran you out of town, just 'cause you let Brian die? Huh? Eddie, I can't                         deal with this guy. He's an idiot! PULASKI Let me air this fucker out, I...               Pulaski shoves a gun in CJ's face. TENPENNY No no no no no no no, Officer... For once, let's let the kid do                         something good with his useless life. He's gonna help us with the fight against crime. Right, Carl? PULASKI Yeah. By any means necessary. TENPENNY Now you stay the fuck away from Smoke, and stay the fuck away from us. Otherwise Sweet is going to                         find himself on a Ballas block getting in touch with his feminine side. Hey Hernandez, you going to                         piss all day? CJ                             (to Pulaski) Get your hands off me, man. PULASKI For some reason, we've got a                         little problem with a former friend of ours, he seems to                         disagree with some of our methods. CJ                         Now who could do that? TENPENNY Yeah, you'll never find anybody as                         fork-tongued as this snake ass bastard. Soon as he gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar, he'll whistle any tune Internal Affairs want him to. PULASKI See, they've got him hiding up                         Mount Chiliad someplace, so they can manipulate his testimony any way they want to. TENPENNY I want you to pay him a little visit, Carl. And destroy all his evidence before he testifies. PULASKI Sort this out, Carl, so Officer Tenpenny can sleep easy at night. We want evidence he ain't gonna talk. Countryside Missions (AREA) Frank Tenpenny (BOSS) Badlands (MISSION) ///MISSION\\\ CJ is in between the trees half-way up Mount Chiliad. There is               a cabin near him. (On screen) He's inside, (the snitch) smoke him out! Watch out for the feds! (On screen) Remember, you need a photo of him in one piece! ///MISSION\\\ A car is driving away from the cabin. (On screen) The snitch is getting away! ///MISSION\\\ Catalina (BOSS) First Date (MISSION) Catalina is in a bar threatening two men with a knife. CJ               enters. CATALINA (to man 1) You want some, fatso? (to man 2) You big streak of Yankee piss. (to man 1) I seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you. Catalina slashes man 2 with the knife and then holds it to man 1's neck. CATALINA (to CJ) What the fuck did you want? CJ                         Nothing, I'm looking for a friend of mine's cousin. Mexican guy. He                         ain't here... CATALINA You? But Cesar said you was a real man. CJ                         Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people. CATALINA Whatever, asshole, let's go. CJ                         Damn, relax, baby. Catalina (BOSS) Tanker Commander (MISSION) Catalina is holding a gun to the window at the gas station. CJ               is with her. Two men are inside. CATALINA Hand over the takings, or I blow your fucking balls off! MAN This here's bullet-proof glass! So                         you can just fuck off, bitch, before I call the sheriff! DEREK (man 2) What are you doing, son, just give her the cash! CATALINA Suit yourself, maricon. Change of                         plan, Carl, we're taking the tanker! MAN Hey! What you doing? ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Catalina are in the tanker, the two men come out of the shop in a car. MAN I ain't losing another crappy job because of some crazy bitch! C'mon, Derek, we're going to stop those bastards! DEREK Do I have to? ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Catalina pull up the tanker in a truck yard. Whittaker is there. CATALINA Hello, Mr. Whittaker! WHITTAKER Catalina! What have you brought me                         today? CATALINA A rig and tanker, full to the brim with premium gas! WHITTAKER Never seen it, never saw you, never gave you this wad of cash! CATALINA Nice not doing business! WHITTAKER Likewise. Now get out of here, before the cops come snooping. You ever want to run some freight for me just drop in. I've always got shit to move. CJ and Catalina are just outside the truck yard. Catalina gets on a motorbike. CATALINA Goodbye! The Truth (BOSS) Body Harvest (MISSION) CJ goes into a Motel. Tenpenny is sat on a chair, stoned and still doing drugs. CJ                             (hasn't seen Tenpenny yet) Hello? Hello, somebody in there? TENPENNY In here. CJ                         Check this shit out. What do we                         have here? TENPENNY Yo', Carl! What up, kid? CJ                         Hey, what's happening? Oh, is this undercover training? Oh no, you must be off duty. TENPENNY Yeah, yeah, whatever, hush up man. Mr. Truth here is going to be                         supplying you with some of the finest... weed, and you are going to deliver it for us. CJ                         Hey, man, you losing it, you hallucinating and shit. TENPENNY Whuh? Oh - Yo', Truth, come here, man. The Truth enters. THE TRUTH Welcome friend. CJ                         Whassup? TENPENNY Carl here is going to be paying you your money. CJ                         What you talking about? TENPENNY Now, Carl, I got a real do gooder fucking with me, and I want you to                         take this evil green poison, and drop it on him. It's going to ruin that asshole's career. CJ                         Oh bullshit. THE TRUTH Dudes, you want mushrooms? Ludes? How about some DMT? TENPENNY No, not for me, man. I gotta jet. Oh, shit... I'm fucked up. Yo', Carl, pay the man. Tenpenny exits. THE TRUTH Whoa man! I never thought I'd see that. A fed out-smoking me. What are you, dude? FBI? DEA? CJ                         No, I'm more like a private investigator. THE TRUTH Friend, you give off a positive energy. How about some Vietnamese opium? CJ                         Nah, I don't get down with that. THE TRUTH But how do I know I can trust you then? CJ                         What, I'm working for you now? THE TRUTH I'm a man of peace but some squares across that ridge are not respecting my peace. I mean survivalist maniacs. Right wingers. Fascists! They have a                         harvester and I need one. Get it, and then you can pay me. Amaste, Carl. CJ                         The fuck that mean? Later, freak. ///MISSION\\\ (On screen) The combine harvester is located at the field towards the back of the farm. (On screen) There are several groups of survivalists working, they will not take kindly to any strangers. (On screen) Get into the farm and steal the combine harvester. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and The Truth are at The Truth's farm THE TRUTH Man, you've brought peace back to                         my valley, thank you, friend. I'll                         call you when the whoop-de-doo is                          ready, just make sure you get that cash. ///MISSION\\\ Cesar Vialpando (BOSS) King In Exile (MISSION) Kendl and Cesar are in a trailer. CJ enters. KENDL Hey Carl. CJ                         How you doin' sis? CESAR This ain't over, man. I did this to take care of my woman. But now I'm gonna head straight back home, and I'm gonna cap me some fucking dope dealers! CJ                         Hey look, you go into the barrio with that big willy bullshit, and you gonna get shredded. KENDL And I ain't losing you over no                         macho bullshit! CJ                         Hey, relax, man. I'm gonna get handled when it's time. CESAR We already know who the fucking bad guys are, man, your stinking Grove Street brother Smoke, and those chota pigs Tenpenny and Pulaski! Smoke, he's a pusher, man! CJ                         No, no, not Smoke, he might mess with C.R.A.S.H., but he don't mess with no yay. KENDL Come on, CJ! How you think he got that new house, huh? Just let that Grove-for-life bullshit go and take a look around you. CESAR Word on the street is twice a                         week, Smoke sends a car out to San Fierro, and the trunk comes back full of white. CJ                         Shit. I gotta keep my eye on the highway to San Fierro. Maybe I'll                         see something. Just... Just lay low and I'll be back. Catalina (BOSS) First Base (MISSION) CJ is knocking on the front door of Catalina's house. CJ                         Hey Catalina, baby. It's me, Carl Johnson. Hey baby, I'm sorry we                         got off on the wrong foot. I've                         had a rough time, baby. You know, maybe I was a little harsh. Please forgive me. C'mon, baby! Open up                         the door - shit. Is she here? I                         don't see nothing. C'mon, baby, don't be mad, baby please! Baby, without you, there is no Carl Johnson. Damn, man, shit. Now where is this stupid bitch? Catalina knocks CJ to the floor and holds a gun to his head. CATALINA Here, cabron. Who's the bitch now, eh? CJ                         Oh baby, baby. I'm so sorry, baby. CATALINA What was that? CJ                         You so right! Please forgive me, baby. Just don't fucking shoot me! Please! CATALINA You think you sorry, huh? How you going to prove you're sorry? CJ                         C'mon now, baby, c'mon. I am going to play with you SO rough, baby. CATALINA Keep talking! CJ                         And I'll take you to rob banks and shit. CATALINA Ohhh? CJ                         I'll let you kill anyone you want to kill. CATALINA Hm-hmm? CJ                         I am going to treat you right, baby. Just... c'mon... just please don't shoot me. CATALINA Carl, I think I love you. Catalina moves the gun away from CJ. CJ                         Err, shit that's great. Cool. Yeah, fantastic. All that. You wanna go rob some shit, baby? CATALINA Hm-hmm, ha ha! Hm-mmm. Catalina (BOSS) Local Liquor Store (MISSION) CJ and Catalina are outside a liquor store. CATALINA This place will be a walk in the park! CJ                         You mean like the last place? Four men pull up on quad-bikes. CATALINA Who are these cowboy assholes? CJ                         Hang back a while, see what's                          what. The four men hold-up the liquor store and steal the cash. MAN 1 We got the cash, let's get outta here! CATALINA Those maricon bastards have our money! The men ride away on their quad-bikes. CATALINA THAT'S MY MONEY! Catalina shoots one of the men off their quad-bike. CATALINA Bleed, stupid mother-fucker! Carl, you drive, I'll shoot! CJ and Catalina hop onto the quad-bike. ///MISSION\\\ CJ and Catalina are outside Catalina's house. CATALINA See you soon, handsome. Next time, we play REALLY rough. CJ                         Yeah, that's cool. But we can also play for some real money. I got some money to... well, it's a long story, but I need some serious paper, fast. CATALINA You come and see me again soon. We                         rob a real bank. Catalina (BOSS) Gone Courting (MISSION) CJ walks up to Catalina's house. Catalina is in her house. CJ                         Hey, Catalina, it's Carl! C'mon, let's go, we got banks to rob, baby. Come on, let's go. CATALINA In here, mi amor. CJ                         A'ight, come on. Let's go. CATALINA You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I                         shove a fucking hand grenade up                          it. CJ                         A'ight, I'm coming. CJ enters Catalina's house. The camera view stays on the outside of Catalina's house. CJ                         Look baby, I really need that paper! Oh, my God. What in hell's                         name is that? CATALINA This, you fucking prick? This is a                         rack! I'm gonna torture your sorry ass! You never write to me! You don't call! You treat me like a                         fucking whore! Like one of YOUR whores! CJ                         No, baby, please, I ain't into that shit! CATALINA I'm gonna fuck you up! CJ                         Oh, baby, please no. Please, baby, no! Whipping noises can be heard. CJ                         Ow! Eh! Ooh! Aw! Ouch! Damn! Oh                         shit! CATALINA Yes! Faster! Harder! Deeper! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! (sighs) CJ                         Maybe we can go out and rob now? Catalina (BOSS) Against All Odds (MISSION) CJ and Catalina are outside a betting shop. CJ                         You wanna rob a betting shop? CATALINA Yeah. You not man enough? Here, Carl. CJ                         Satchel charges?! Where the hell'd                         you get them?