Thread:KoolKid420/@comment-28776531-20160409171713

What the cool did you just cool say about me, you little uncoolian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Cools, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cools on Un-Coolda, and I have over 300 confirmed cools. I am trained in coolrilla warfare and I’m the top cooler in the entire CoolS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another uncoolian. I will wipe you the cool out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cooling words. You think you can get away with saying that uncool to me over the Internet? Think again, uncooler. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cools across the CoolSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, uncoolat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re cooling dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 73 hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed coolmbat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Cools and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable uncoolass off the face of the continent, you little uncool. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your uncooling tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you uncoolamn uncooldiot. I will uncoolit cool all over you and you will drown in it. You’re cooling dead, uncooliddo. 