Squidward 666.exe-NO MERCY

I used to be a spangbang fan, but, NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was walking down the streets of Brooklyn, when suddenly, I saw an ebay garage sale, I went there, there was some guy that was at least 100 years old, he gave me a spangbang DVD for free, I told that guy "DVDs are older than Madonna's boobs" but he threatened to rape me if I didnt take it, so I took it, and goings home, I sent it to my best friend, Shrome

3 WEEK LATER

I was about to murder Shrome, but Jamie the mailman gave me a letter from Shrome, it had the DVD, and a note that said "I'm died, gee thanks ur douche, destroy that fucking disc" I ignored it since Shrome dies everyday, I put the DVD in my Toshiba laptop because who owns DVD player anymore amirite, my anti virus said "dude the disc is bad" I thought it be glitch, so I killed my anti virus, the menu for the DVD popped up, it had Bill Cosby with a Spongebob mask, and a speech bubble that said "Hey hey hey, you're gonna die" I thought it was glitch so I played it,

I SHOULD NEVER PLAYED IT

Anyways, the episode was called "Squidward kills and rapes everyone" I thought it was an error, for .00000000000000000000000000000000000000001th a second, a picture of a hyper realistic squidward was there, on the bottom, in tiny text it said "666" Squidward was holding a chainsaw, and the decapitated bodies of Spangbang, petrock, and Sandyasscheeks were there, they were on Mt. Fuji, and in the background you could see a woman taking a shit.

The episode started with Spankbum, eating Petrock's intestines, it seemed normal, but, there was something wrong, HIS EYES WERE GREEN, I shit my pants, but I carried on, Squidward showed up, he was covered in blood and was wearing Sandyasscheek's head on a neck less, seemed normal, BUT, he was A DIFFERENT SHADE OF GREEN, I tried removing the disc, but my computer said "suck my balls u not taking it owt" I was scared, Squidward started cutting Spangbang up, blood spewed everyone, he was munching on Spangbang's eyes, it was pretty normal, BUT, squidward's eyes WERE BLUE, I called the cops but they laughed there asses off, Squidward then fucked Sprangbawb'd remains, boring, but then he came out of the screen and killed me to death, which was fucking boring.

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