Nico's Credit Card!

Nico's Credit Card! is the 8th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

Plot
Nico finds a discarded credit card, and begins using it over again for stuff she wants.

The μ's

 * Honoka Kousaka
 * Rin Hoshizora
 * Umi Sonoda
 * Eli Ayase
 * Nozomi Toujou
 * Hanayo Koizumi
 * Maki Nishikino
 * Kotori Minami
 * Nico Yazawa

Supporting/Minor Characters

 * Niles
 * Cotaro Yazawa
 * Eiki Shiki
 * GameStop Cashier
 * Leo (Fire Emblem Fates)
 * Principal Minami
 * YutaAsahina
 * NagisaShingetsu
 * Hecatia Lapislazuli

Transcript

 * [The episode opens with Nico walking down the quiet streets of Japan, Nico finds a discarded credit card]
 * Nico: "Huh?"
 * [She picks it up and the credit card has "Infinite Money!" written on it.]
 * Nico: "Infinite money huh? I AM SO RICH NOW!"
 * [Nico smiles]
 * [Nico goes to GameStop]
 * Nico: "Hello cashier! May i buy a New 3DS with Smash Bros for 3DS with my Infinite Credit Card?"
 * GameStop Cashier: "Huh?"
 * Nico: "I SAID CAN I BUY A NEW 3DS WITH SMASH BROS WITH MY INFINITE CREDIT CARD?!?"
 * GameStop Cashier: "Sure."
 * [Nico buys the 3DS, then she buys her own mansion after some minutes.]
 * Nico: "I got a cool house and it's much more better than Maki's trashy home."
 * [Leo is carefully watching Nico from a nerby bush]
 * Leo: [whispers to self] "Oh no."
 * Nico: "Now, i am going to buy Otonokizaka High School!"
 * [Nico goes to Otonokizaka High School]
 * [Principal Minami is on her room,  sitting on her desk]
 * [Nico comes to Principal Minami's room]
 * Nico: "Hey Principal! May i buy this school with my infinite credit card?"
 * Principal Minami: "No."
 * Nico: "WHY CAN'T I BUY IT?!"
 * Principal Minami: "You're not going to buy this school."
 * [Nico puts a Hornet's Nest with a swarm of Hornets onto Principal Minami's head]
 * Nico: "That's what you get for not letting me buy this motherf*cking school!"
 * [An Arrow breaks though the window]
 * Nico: "What the-"
 * [Niles breaks though the already-broken the window.]
 * Niles: "What you think you're DOING?!"
 * [Nico buys Otonokizaka High School]
 * Nico: "I am now the principal of this school!"
 * [Nico turns on the announcements]
 * Nico: [In Announcements] "Hello! This is Principal Nico speaking! Today Otonokizaka High School will be demolished! Run for your lives!"
 * [YutaAsahina and NagisaShingetsu bust down the principal's door after finding out about the infinite credit card, and they walk in and they're both wielding guns.]
 * [Nico gulps.]
 * [Nico jumps off to the window, then she hits into a nearby tree, causing a Wasp's Nest to fall onto Nico's head and sting her head]
 * Nico: "OUCH OUCH OUCH!!! I HATE WASPS!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"
 * NagisaShingetsu: "Give my brother the credit card now, it's over."
 * Niles: "Yes. Give him his brother's credit card back."
 * [Nico gets the Wasp's Nest out of her head]
 * Niles: "Or i'll shoot you in the head with my bow and arrow."
 * [Nico's head feels swollen because of the Wasps' stinging]
 * Nico: "Ouch! My head feels swollen!"
 * Niles: "C'mon, give it back to NagisaShingetsu."
 * [Nico cries, and she gives it to NagisaShingetsu]
 * [Principal Minami's head also feels swollen because of the Hornets' stinging]
 * Niles: "What we do with her now?"
 * Principal Minami: "My head feels swollen..."
 * [Compa and Eirin appear behind Principal Minami]
 * Principal Minami: "What are you gonna do guys?"
 * Eirin: "We're trying to heal the swelling."
 * [Nico runs off to Maki's Mansion]
 * Nico: "So long suckers!"
 * [Eiki Shiki appears in Nico's way]
 * Nico: "What the heck?! I hope you do not have another Wasps' Nest!"
 * Eiki: "Not that, you stole a credit card from someone. That's aganist the law."
 * [Nico runs into Maki's house anyway]
 * [Maki comes over]
 * Maki: "Hey what's going..."
 * [Nico puts a Wasps' Nest onto Maki's head]
 * Maki: "AAAAAAHHHH!!"
 * [Nico points and laughs at Maki]
 * [Hecatia pops up from a nerby bush and attacks Nico]
 * Hecatia: "DON'T ATTACK MAKI-CHAN!"
 * Nico: "Heh! What are you gonna do? Put a Wasps' Nest on my head?!"
 * [Hecatia takes the Wasps' net out of Maki's head and puts it on Nico's head.]
 * Nico: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I HATE WASPS! GET THEM OFF MY HEAD!"
 * Hecatia: "No."
 * [Nico gets the Wasps' Nest out of her head, and her head is swollen even more than before]
 * [A swarm of wasps are chasing Nico]
 * Nico: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WASPS!"
 * [Nico runs away]
 * [Some minutes later Cotaro accidentally Tranquilizes Nico with a Tranquilizer gun]
 * Cotaro: "Oopsies, i did it again..."
 * [Nico faints.]
 * [Honoka and the other μ's members walk towards Cotaro and Nico.]
 * Honoka: "Uh, What the heck happened to Nico?"
 * [Niles, Hecatia and Eiki run into Honoka]
 * Niles: "She was attacked by wasps."
 * [Nico wakes up]
 * Nico: "So guys, what's gonna happen to my mansion now?!"
 * Niles: "It's the Sakurada Brothers' mansion now."
 * [The episode ends with Nico crying]