Great Mighty Poo

Verse 1
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat you little twat?
 * Ahem*

Verse 2
Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear. How do you think I keep this lovely grin? (Spoken, text not shown) Have some more caviar.
 * ting*

Verse 3
Now I'm really getting rather mad. You're like a niggly, tickly shitty little tag nut. When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! Conker: Your butt. GMP: My butt. Conker: Your butt. GMP: That's right, my butt! Conker: (shudders) GMP: My butt! Conker: (yelps in horror) GMP: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!

Verse 4
(each line is carried one pitch higher) Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!