Nico's Nintendo 3DS!

Nico's Nintendo 3DS! is the first episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

Plot
Everyone in the μ's has a Nintendo 3DS except Nico, much to Nico's jealousy, everyone in the group laughs at Nico for not having a Nintendo 3DS.

The μ's

 * Honoka Kousaka
 * Rin Hoshizora
 * Umi Sonoda
 * Kotori Minami
 * Hanayo Koizumi
 * Maki Nishikino
 * Nozomi Toujou
 * Eli Ayase
 * Nico Yazawa

Supporting Characters

 * Cody (Good Version)
 * Cody (Bad Version)
 * Igor the Mii
 * Felicia
 * Nico Yazawa's Mother
 * Dark Star (Villain)
 * Cotarou Yazawa

Minor Characters

 * Cashier

Transcript

 * [The episode starts with the μ's playing on their 3DS]
 * [Nico comes to the scene]
 * Nico: "Hey guys! What are you doing?"
 * Eli: "Hey Nico! We got a Nintendo 3DS!"
 * Nico: "...I don't have a Nintendo 3DS..."
 * [The other μ's laugh at Nico's face]
 * Nico: "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! IF YOU LAUGH AT ME ONE MORE TIME!!! YOUR GONNA F*CKING REGRET IT!"
 * Honoka: "Why? You don't have a 3DS! Hahahaha!"
 * [Nico punches Honoka's face harder, which causes Honoka to have a nose bleed]
 * Honoka: "Owwie!" [begins to cry]
 * Nico: "Cry little baby! Cry! I dont even give a sh*t!"
 * Umi: "That was a d*ck move, Nico."
 * Nico: "Well im gonna go to GameStop! So long suckers!"
 * [Nico returns home and grabs her mom's 2 $100s and goes to GameStop without being noticed]
 * Nico: "Finally! I am at GameStop!!!"
 * [Nico goes to the Nintendo 3DS aisle]
 * Nico: "Ooooh! this New 3DS XL costs 199.99! I think im gonna buy it with Mario & Luigi: Dream Team!"
 * [Nico gets both the New 3DS XL and Dream Team]
 * [Nico soon goes to the cashier]
 * Nico: "I'll buy both of these items, please."
 * Cashier: "Sure thing!"
 * [Nico pays the Cashier $200]
 * Cashier: "Thanks! Have a good time!"
 * [When Nico returned back home...]
 * [Igor and Felicia walk in.]
 * Nico: "What the f*ck do you want guys?!"
 * Igor: "Excuse me, but your mother called me earlier, citing her two 100$ dollars were missing."
 * Felicia: "You didn't steal it, did you?"
 * [The μ's walk in too, but Honoka has a bandage on her cheek and a black right eye]
 * Nozomi: "We saw you through the window!"
 * [A flashback starts]
 * Hanayo: [Narrating] "We saw you leaving the school..."
 * Honoka: "And you also stole your mom's 2 $100 dollars!"
 * [Flashback ends]
 * Nozomi: "Also, your mom is coming right now!"
 * [Nico's Mother comes home]
 * Igor: "She arrived back home so quick!"
 * Nico's Mother: "Nico, did you steal my 2 $100 dollars?!"
 * Nico: "Ummmmm... Yes i did!" [she cries]
 * Igor: "Knew it."
 * Nico's Mom: "That's it young lady! Go to your room now!"
 * Felicia: "And we'll sell your New 3DS XL and Dream Team!"
 * Nico: "F*CK OFF! YOU STUPID B*STARDS!!!"
 * [Nico runs away from home and gets away with her New 3DS XL and Dream Team]
 * Igor: "GET HER!"
 * [The μ's, Igor, Felicia and Nico's mother chase Nico]
 * Nico: "You will never catch me you motherf-" [she trips on a log] "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" [she falls through mud]
 * [Cody makes a minor appearance]
 * Cody: "Nice one Nico, heh!"
 * Igor: "Quick, take the 3DS from her hands!"
 * Honoka: "OK!"
 * [However, The Dark Star appears and it possesses Nico and it turns her into "Dark Nico Yazawa"]
 * Dark Nico: "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!"
 * Igor: "Well, sh*t."
 * [Dark Nico blasts the μ's, Igor, Felicia, Nico's Mom, and Cody]
 * Igor: "Oh, jesus!"
 * [Cody dies in the scene]
 * Honoka: "CODY!!!"
 * [Igor, μ's, Felicia, and Nico's Mom gets blasted]
 * [Dark Nico laughs evilly]
 * Dark Nico: "Any last words?!"
 * Honoka: "μ's NEVER GIVE UP!!!!"
 * [They defeat Dark Nico with their singing of "Snow Halation"]
 * Dark Nico: "STOP!!! I HATE THIS SONG!!!! STOP!!!!"
 * [Dark Nico gets defeated and vanishes]
 * [Nico turns back to normal]
 * Nico: "Ugh....where am i?"
 * Igor: "Lemme explain what happened."
 * [3 useless minutes of explaining later...]
 * Igor: "That's what happened...anyways you need to be punished, Nico."
 * Nico: "WHAT?!? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!"
 * Igor: "You stole your mom's money to buy a 3DS and you ran away from home."
 * [Honoka grabs Nico's 3DS out of her hands]
 * [At GameStop...]
 * Honoka: "Say goodbye to your 3DS, Nico!"
 * Nico: "Goodbye, 3DS..." [she cries]
 * Honoka: "I'd like to return this 3DS, it was brought with stolen money."
 * Cashier: "Oh, OK! I will give you back the 2 $100 dollars."
 * [The Cashier returns the 2 $100 dollars and Honoka sells Nico's 3DS.]
 * [Nico cries like a baby on the floor]
 * Nico's Mother: "We're going home, Nico!"
 * [Nico punches her own mother in the face]
 * Nico: "TAKE THAT YOU MOTHERF*CKING PIECE OF SH*T!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR F*CKING FAULT!!!"
 * [Everyone gasps]
 * Igor: "HOLY SH*T, DID NICO JUST PUNCH HER OWN MOTHER'S FACE!?"
 * Nico's Mother: "WHY YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE! THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE, YOUNG LADY!"
 * Nico: [Shows middle finger in front of her mom] "F*CK YOU!!!"
 * Igor: "She really needs to behave herself, can someone stop her misbehavior!?"
 * [Felicia puts her hands on Nico's face cheeks before using her ice powers, making Nico feel really cold.]
 * Nico: "It's F*CKING COLD!!!!!" [cries]
 * Nico's Mother: "I don't care! Were still going home now!"
 * [Meanwhile...at Nico's house]
 * Nico's Mother: "I cannot believe you stole my money to buy a 3DS without my permission, run away from your house when you're about to be punished, swear at me, and punch me in the face!"
 * [Cotarou comes to the scene]
 * Cotarou: "Hahahahahahaha!" [Laughs at Nico]
 * Nico: "SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU B*STARD!!!"
 * [Nico punches Cotarou's face, resulting to Cotaru cry.]
 * Nico's Mother: "Why you did punch your younger brother in the face?!"
 * Nico: "It's because he's a f*cking psycho!!!"
 * Nico's Mother: "No, he is not! Go to your room now! And you're grounded for 1 month!"
 * [The episode ends with Nico crying to her room]

Trivia

 * This is one of the episodes that features a lot of swearing.