Pepeture Perfeect

Coming soon in 2073....

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Mayor Jeff: "Picture Perfect."

[At the Otter Family houseboat]

PB&J: "Mama, come on! Mama, please!"

Opal: "You can take it off right after the photographer takes our family pepeture..."

Not-MLG Jell-O: zoinks (bee stings her nose)

(fuller house laugh track)

Butterscotch Pudding with Gina Lash Marie Tartar Sauce's Eyes Scratched Out: help.png

[Meanwhile at the other side of Lake Hoohalloween the Movie]

Corny 80's Villain: Ha ha ha let's make these bears dirty!

Corny 80's Villain Sidekick: Hurr durr yea.avi

[Cut back]

July 2015: Let's put some super towels on the mud (only $29.99 at your local Toys R Us)

Pepenut: Let's also use mega bubble bath (only $15.69 at your local Wal-Mart)

Old Man Jim Jinkins: I SAY WE TAKE A BATH

July 18 2015: Where

Old Man Jim Jinkins: IN MY CAR (costs a whopping $100.00 at your local Toys R Us (batteries not included))

Snoopingas Peanut: (checks under log from ren & stimpy & knuckles & luigi dream team) Are you kidding we need to shoot some turbo chinchillas (only $89.49 at your local Toys R Us (batteries not included, each sold separately))

Bebe Buttr: zoinks

(Cory in the House laugh track)

(chinchillas appear and clean up the log but to no avail)

U Jelly: Not enough chinchillas

Peanuts Gang: min chee no use tail slap (Minccino costs $73 at your exotic Pokemon pet store)

Mincccccccccccino: MIN MIN MINNIE MOUSE (destroys log which covers Peanut Butter Jotter in mud)

(meanwhile ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

My name is Jeff: I am not the mayor my name is Jeff the Killer

Hey Vern, It's Ernest: OK Mayor of Townsville whatever

Jeff from The Wiggles: Please don't touch the dank memes we meme work quick draw mcgraw or we will lose the morning light. Are the children dank?

Oprah Winfrey: Come on keks tiem for the pepeture

Jellyfish Fields: COM ON YALL LET'S RIDE OUR SCOOTERS (only $200 at your local K-Mart)

[They go on scooter from muppets and end up near their fairly odd parents] Opera: Holy sheet i told you keks to stay looking dank for the pepeture and now

Jeff Dunham: Hold that pepe you look dank so meme aren't we

Firefox: They do I meme we do

Geoffrey from Toys R Us: Very dank. Say Ayy lmao.

Uter Vhamalee: Ayy lmao

[CORNY PICTURE TAKING SOUND WITH ALL LAUGH TRACK SOUNDS FROM ALL SITCOMS]

FIN

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