User blog:Onion Senpai/A WACKY WEIRD CRAZY COOKY UNCANNY STORY

I was walking down the streeting and then, A MOTORCYCLE SPUN OUT OF CONTROL AND EXPLODED IT WENT B3IEBHYWEBIWDEHUEWBHIUWABHUHAUWBHUHWDHBUWEH IT WAS EPIC I was all like "Ok then" and jumped into my unicycle to got to whiny atheist kid high, BUT OH NO, I WAS ATTACKED BY MANBEARPIG, BUT THANKFULLY JERRY SEINFELD USED HIS RELISH COVERED EYELASH TO KILLSGROUND IT AND THEN ROAD ON A PIECE OF LIVER INTO JAY LENO'S CHIN, and then I died of a penis infection.

this is true it's not made up, SHUT UP CRAIG IT IS TRUE YOU SON OF A BISCUT, PLEASE KATE TAKE ME BACK I AM SORRY FOR CHEATING ON YOU WITH THAT PAPER TOWEL, SHUT UP MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AND I DONT NEED TO BE SEDATED I AM BEING STABLE YOU CLODPOTATOPHEASANTONION THAT'S IT I AM MOVING TO KIM LAND.