Talk:Soapy D. Uter/@comment-27136613-20151030034627/@comment-24491361-20151030203454

>I was only 15 years old

>I loved Gorge so much, I had all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Gorge every night, thanking him for the "furry" relaxing life I've been given

>"Gorge is love," I say "Gorge is life"

>I log onto my Windows 69 at 4:57 (in Canadian time, that's 4:20, eh?)

>My dad hears my typing and says "Stop dropping the soap"

>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gorge

>I call him a faggot

>He slaps me and confiscates my laptop

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