Chrome Gets a Job at Papa Squeegee unfunny version

Chrome: [Walks up to Mama Weegee counter] Can I get a job? I gotta pay my rent 'n stuff also because my wife misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

Employee: You want a job? Talk to the manager you noob.

Chrome: HARASSMENT!

Employee: This is the internet scrub.

Chrome: HARASSMENT!

Employee: fuck

Chrome: talk to the wal

Employee: I meant the back wal. The back wall owns our unfunny place.

Chrome: What the-- how did jamesphie-

Employee: DON'T ASK ME

Chrome: 'FINE! HARASSMENT!'

Employee: Address him by his correct title.

Chrome: 'HARASSMENT! [TRIGGERED]'

Employee: That's not the manager. That's the manager. [Points to the right wall]

Chrome: But, you just said...SOMETHING THAT WAS HARASSMENT!

Employee: Architechually, the right wall is the back wall.

Chrome: HARASSMENT!

Man: [Walks up to counter] Can I get a job?

Manager: Sure, you're hired. You start Friday.

Chrome: Wait, but... I'm outta here. THIS IS HARASSMENT!