Pomon Swoocer Mysteretsym Fungeon

it a game

plot
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

AND YOU SPENT IT INSIDE PLAYING MARIO KART 8 AGAINST USED NAPKIN AND CHIP WHILE DRUNK WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU

gameplay
this isnt a game, it's actually just a cardboard cartridge that 99.99% resembles a nintendo 3DS cartridge, therefore there is no gameplay