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REQUIREMENTS
are you ready kids? Aye aye, captain! I can't hear you! Aye aye, captain! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...
 * Eat a pineapple under the sea
 * with a red sponge
 * be absorbent in a jungle in Bolivia
 * with a blue sponge
 * have a shrek collectible be something you wish
 * while in yellow pants
 * then drop on the deck and form a tornado
 * while wearing green pants
 * THAT LOOKS PAINFUL
 * LOTS OF SPINNING
 * MUST BE DIZZY
 * make spongebob lose his pants (laughter)
 * make sure your nose sound like a flute