The Creation Wiki Theme Song

Some user once told me

The wiki's gonna troll me

I ain't at all that right in the head

He was globalled for two years

But came back to feel our tears

With the vandalism primed and ready

Well, when we told Dave he shrugged at his computer

Said "hey guys why don't you go rape a commuter"

Didn't make sense not to email staff

Our heads hang low, but the vandal laughs

Projects to do, pages to see

So what's wrong with making a dank meme?

You'll never know if you don't try

Everybody here just wants to die

Welcome, to the wiki, where it's cancer, all day

Here all, of the users, like to insult, the gays

And nobody here is funny

Cringe so hard that your nose gets all runny

Jamesphie's cool face, here it only gets cooler

But that's too bad because Sophie's a fool here

And the wiki admins want to slam her

Judging by the name on the stone cold ban hammer

The wiki's name is getting pretty thin

The page is getting long so you might as well skim

Project's on fire, how about yours?

That's the way this place works and I never get bored

Welcome, to the wiki, where it's cancer, all day

Here all, of the users, like to insult, the gays

And nobody here is funny

Cringe so hard that your

Somebody once asked could I make a user hate page

I need to make 'em feel my sweet, sweet justice

I said "nah, you're gonna be blocked"

As we have lots of admin tools ourselves

And the page people land on's main

Well, when we told Dave he shrugged at his computer

Said "hey guys why don't you go rape a commuter"

Didn't make sense not to email staff

Our heads hang low, but the vandal laughs

Projects to do, pages to see

So what's wrong with making a dank meme?

You'll never know if you don't try (try!)

Everybody here just wants to die

Welcome, to the wiki, where it's cancer, all day

Here all, of the users, like to insult, the gays

And nobody here is funny

Cringe so hard that your nose gets all runny

And nobody here is funny

Cringe so hard that your nose gets all runny