Board Thread:Discussion/@comment-27945744-20160409171320/@comment-27945744-20160503160129

Banned because Squidward dropped his rubber duck in the toilet after he slammed the door on the mailman's foot, causing him to go insane, ride flying magical toilet paper out of his house, eat SpongeBob's house, knock SpongeBob out with a rock, scream in slow-motion, sit on the mailman, take his clarinet and rub his boogers all over it, go to Clarinet Island and eat everyone's clarinet, and subsequently get beaten to a pulp. The chicken is so shocked by all the carnage that he kills himself.