McDonalds

"I was fryin' it but now I'm firin' it."

- Cashier, now manager

McDonalds is a Brazilian-based centillion-dollar fast food company that makes 73,000,000,000,000 Brazil Bucks per millisecond. They make McBurgers out of 3$ cardboard with patty flavoring. Some middle-aged clown guy dances outside too holding a sign that says "kill me".