A GUIDE TO BEING CHROME

aYY LMAO didn't see you walk in! name's diment-- i mean chromebo-- i mean thechromeperson-- i mean seductivesni-- i mean mynameischro-- i mean ne-- i mean fuck this and fuck 🌚🌝 in particular that's not important! anyways do you want to be just like chrome? well you must be messed in the head if you'd want to do that because my life is shitty! have YOU ever wanted to spend every single moment living in crippling anxiety? WELL GOOD FOR YOU because for just the small loan price of 73,000,000 and a human soul you can! but i don't see why you would want to so fuck you get out of my home