User blog:THEJJRAT/The Adventures of Batman and Spaghettiman

"I'm Batman" said Batman, who was Batman. "I'm Spaghettiman" said Spaghettiman, who appeared in front of Batman. "I've heard about you, Spaghettiman. You're name's Clark, you come from a shitty indie film, you were involved in a microwave accident that gave you your powers. And now, I'm going to beat you so hard you will beg for death, and then I'll painfully extract all the spaghetti from your body and end world hunger, you sick fuck." Batman growled. He then grabbed Spaghettiman and roared, snapping Spaghettiman's spine with his left kidney. Spaghettiman screamed in agony, before Batman threw him to the ground and beat him in the face with a giant billboard. Spaghettiman shot a glob of noodles at Batman, causing him to scream as he was now blind. Spaghettiman tried to flee, but was knocked in the face by a clone of Batman sent from the future. "I am Future Batman Clone of Old's Nightstand. I have come to alert you that if you do not train Spaghettiman to be your new apprentice, this planet will explode in a ball of spaghetti sauce. You have my warning." he said, as he rubbed his greyish white batbeard and shot himself. "oh"