Bonzi's Expanding

'''Please note: This is only a joke article, and is not meant to be taken seriously. It also has censored swears, so if you want to make an uncensored version, you can as long as it is marked NSFW (18+). I made it censored so that everyone can read it. Bye! - FrosticonsAndGlowkiesFan'''

Chapter 1 - Murder that B*tch!
A good expanded d*ng needs to have a good d*ck monkey. Let's get on with the f*cking story.

Alright, so, you're wondering, "Why the f*ck did you make this?". Well, BonziBuddy is now killing everyone. Every. F*cking. One. And I'm the only one remaining in my f*cking neighborhood.